SAMUEL🍄🇲🇼

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[SAMUEL🍄🇲🇼 @frozen_activity]

Hello Grandma, Yes, we really recreated it 🥹🎓❤️

[A N D R E W S 👑🇲🇼 @AlipoAndrewsII]

Munthu ndikupanga zondisangalatsa wina ati ndi Turn Off. Zako izo komaso Ambuyako wamva eti?

[🇯🇵㊗️🎀 LAtOm @kirayuval]

Ahh boys trusting Tiko with your money in 2026 ??😂😂😂

[ilence @Hilenceee]

Financial struggles have turned me into a bad son, a bad boyfriend, a bad brother and a bad friend.

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

In football there’s a saying:

“Never celebrate early against Carlo Ancelotti”

[TC @totalcristiano]

Germany used to be serious.

[A Menace to society  @DreOsman_]

Men don’t forgive cheating, and if a man takes you back after you cheated, Ndekuti you are about to learn something that was never taught in school.

[sky cee🇲🇼 @skycee004]

Iweyo monthly bundle ukundipemphayo pawekha ungazigulire?, penapake tisamayesane guys.

[R.A.S @evanzmuzikmw]

I graduated today from Beijing Normal University with a Master of Business Administration.

#GrowingEveryday

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

City: Your CV shows you are currently employed as the head coach of Chelsea

Maresca:

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

"Messi wins his 2nd world cup"

Who's the GOAT?

Me- Cristiano Ronaldo

[SAMUEL🍄🇲🇼 @frozen_activity]

@Ndaii21 Ma robot samagwira awa most days vuto lake

[The Meme Guy🥀 @CEO_Ngozo]

@MjaySteven 😂

[SAMUEL🍄🇲🇼 @frozen_activity]

@Merchah_ @tiidrotafrikka2 Lol

[SAMUEL🍄🇲🇼 @frozen_activity]

@iam_samjuma Irritating 😭 ati "am tired"

[👑LAFLEMO @Laflemokaris]

Anyamata a mixit wa 2k, 8GB atilakwira.💔

[A N D R E W S 👑🇲🇼 @AlipoAndrewsII]

Akuti “Lero ndili ndi ulesi” iyayi ulibe Ndalama chabe. 🤣

[James Billy @kamwendo_]

Nkhani yama points imandibhowa, bola Ndili Ndi degree.

[👑LAFLEMO @Laflemokaris]

Koma ndikadziwa kuti ndikhala ndi ndalama posachedwa ndimabalarika. Ma budget mbwee m’mutu.

[Wealthy Gorilla @wg_bob]

@ken_banda_ Anyone still on the CR7 Vs Messi debate can't be taken seriously doesn't matter who they choose.

[MALAWIAN CHILD🇲🇼 @JulioMulenga]

"Hw r u?" basi ine with my degree ndiziyankha zimenezo?😂