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Hi, I’m Megon. I’m a tattooer by trade, but my hobbies include watching mundane British television, winking at cats, and being stressed out.

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I have a consistent problem when I’m painting and listening to music. This happens a lot. So many songs make me cry that I am constantly tearing up and can’t see what I’m painting.
Troubles of an artistic softy.
Anyway, this is what I’m working on right now.

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@flieldy Yeah, but you wouldn’t have posted this if you didn’t think you looked good sooo…

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@sarahkeliher *gasp*!

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It’s one of those mornings where I’m not going to drink any coffee because there’s a pretty good chance the caffeine will push me into a panic attack… this tweet seemed funnier before I actually typed it out. Anyway, please send jokes or funny things, I’m having a hard time.

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@knee_capn_jazz @flieldy @BrettPain I am at peace with paying an extra $20/month for comfort and happiness.

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My personal and business name changes are still haunting me. Turns out my square account (the program I process all of my income through) has still been operating under Shoreclay Arts Corp instead of Megon Shore Corp so my taxes might be all fucked up 🤯😑

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@AmandaDinosaur7 🥰 aw thanks!

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@AmandaDinosaur7 Bb major 😘

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@LishMcBride He thinks he’s funny. To be fair, sometimes he is.

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One of my uncles or second or third cousins or whatever just asked me to tattoo him during the family xmas party… I said no.

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@SketchesbyBoze Curses, by @LishMcBride

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@LoriHayesAuthor @deray My massage therapist told me I have the best knees because the skin is really easy to grab onto. It genuinely made my day.

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The first time I saw Fight Club I was really excited because I thought it was a Best Friends to Lovers gay punk romance story. I was really disappointed by the big double personality reveal.

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Bliss.

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He stuffed himself with toasted teacakes, slices of plum an' almond cake, soft cheese and watercress sandwiches, a carrot 'n' onion pasty , and a large tankard of dark ale.

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I mean… I might be overly excited about this discovery but WOW I am so pleased. BFA boyfriend coming through for the win.

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I was describing to Davin my current level of pre-menstrual spotting and was like, it’s a very small amount that’s getting smooshed around inside my underwear. And he was like, oh so it’s scumbling… To which I was like, wtf is scumbling???

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SO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SCUMBLING BECAUSE ITS THE MOST PERFECT TERM FOR THIS.
To scumble, or scumbling is a technical art term that means to blend a small amount of paint by smooshing it around with a dry brush to create a scratchy but consistent texture.
🤩🩸🩲

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@flieldy @knee_capn_jazz Gosh you guys have something really special here. Mazel tov.