fruit

i half promise; one deranged tweet a month-
DEATH BEFORE DETRANSITION
-Girl Loser Has a Dick_
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mtf since 09/25/2024--sept25th2024

[fruit @fruit_GLHaD]

(in trump voice) theyve taken away my sharps. i can no longer be trusted with knives. big hit for my knife collecting.

[HALO @halosonhorns]

In light of recent news

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"Your witty wordplay based on the prompt is admirable, but I've deployed a vulgar slur for my answer. That appears to be Quiplash, Mr. Bond."

[iz @IdleEye_]

Diamond Hands

[Gwatcha @Gwatxha]

BRO WHAT IS MY VANDAL DOING!

#Marathon

[Postcode Apparatchik @MaoistStdEn]

Years of effort to convince the world New Zealanders don't want to fuck sheep has gone down the drain in one tweet

[Evan @daviddunn177]

This is the most accurate anyone has ever described Elon Musk.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Most ladies already know this...

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

This is the exact moment Andrew Tate's life fell apart.

[ren ⚢ 🤎 @guarddogstud]

gf just slightly woke up from their nap, shoved their face into my armpit, and immediately fell back asleep... their face is literally in my armpit and they're snoring as i type this

[Marathon Archive @MarathonArchive]

For all the new Cryo folk out there

u/lllScorchlll