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i half promise; one deranged tweet a month-
DEATH BEFORE DETRANSITION
-Girl Loser Has a Dick_
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mtf since 09/25/2024--sept25th2024

[fruit @fruit_GLHaD]

(in trump voice) theyve taken away my sharps. i can no longer be trusted with knives. big hit for my knife collecting.

[Flo | Side-Straddling Life Itself @MagnafoxOdyssey]

This has always been really clever to me. Of course a mechanic's garage would be a spa bath place for a robot.

[SUKUNA @SukunaReturns]

Real😂

[Chief Keith @pangaeafan]

roommate 1: hey i hope it’s ok but i invited the tickle monster. he promised he’s not gonna tickle anyone tho

roommate 2: ugh fine whatever. just as long as he doesn’t tickle anyone

tickle monster, hitting his geek bar in the uber: can’t fuckin wait to tickle those guys

[Ella🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @ellagoer_t4t]

This is why DIY is super important. Medical gatekeep is horrendous

[DRIZZI @Ragnar_AY]

Nah son Higurama would die of old age counting mahito's crimes

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Oh! Oh! I can answer this!!

Salt suppresses the gag reflex; it’s salty down there for various reasons, so it’s easier not to gag on it than it otherwise would be. ☺️

[Donut @adeadlydonut]

Marathon is one of the few games left that actually trusts its players to make discoveries and progress, and is not afraid to punish player mistakes. People bounce off the game because it doesn’t say “lookout runner, invisible bots ahead.” And then put markers on their heads.

[lainn 🦇༉‧₊˚. @444llolvza]

#breakingmysilence one day I was casually playing ranked when a girl with the hottest voice I’d ever heard started trashtalking my mate so I kept making mistakes on purpose just so she’d keep yelling at me #freak #sorry

[HALO @halosonhorns]

In light of recent news

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"Your witty wordplay based on the prompt is admirable, but I've deployed a vulgar slur for my answer. That appears to be Quiplash, Mr. Bond."

[iz @IdleEye_]

Diamond Hands

[Gwatcha @Gwatxha]

BRO WHAT IS MY VANDAL DOING!

#Marathon