thefruitshoppe

A not-real fruit shoppe.

[thefruitshoppe @fruit_shoppe]

Fruit, not bombs. Stay safe out there.

[thefruitshoppe @fruit_shoppe]

Have you try-bered our Cy-berMelon? It's virtually delicious!

[thefruitshoppe @fruit_shoppe]

15 Tips to keep your fruits damp and warm during this pandemic summer.

[thefruitshoppe @fruit_shoppe]

Also, strawberries (currently out of season) are not berries per se, but an "accessory fruit." What. The. Heck.

[thefruitshoppe @fruit_shoppe]

Disturbing "fact"... pumpkin, not a gourd, but a berry. Sometimes ignorance really IS bliss.

[Jerrod Baker @JerrodBaker1]

"You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is."

-Will Rogers

#WisdomWednesday

[thefruitshoppe @fruit_shoppe]

@Trey_Lehan We are currently negotiating serious fruit tariffs. But we are still slinging fruit as usual, albeit at higher prices.

[Rick London Organics @RickLondonGreen]

"Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit." ?Aristotle

[thefruitshoppe @fruit_shoppe]

It really is all about the whole banana. https://t.co/zLRG3fjmqx

[thefruitshoppe @fruit_shoppe]

Don’t quit your day job robots! We’ve got this https://t.co/Ql1EfQo5B9

[thefruitshoppe @fruit_shoppe]

Any #fruit can be yours when you have the internet! Seasons are “just a suggestion” now 😚 https://t.co/yzRX9QycQe

[Hacker News Bot @newsycombinator]

Show HN: Fruits and vegetables in season in your zip code https://t.co/ATgOwKa9nA

[thefruitshoppe @fruit_shoppe]

The higher the fruit the sweeter its juice. https://t.co/fYog9lR4Bp

[Craig Carter-Edwards @OpenCCE]

100%! Low-hanging fruit vs planing the garden. @AmericasForum: @DeVijlder #TGF2017 @BNPParibas

https://t.co/ctQc2MBFkX @SteveOrsini

[SweetSkiesⓋ @sweetskiez]

@abciud @peta Plants dont have central nervous system n nerve endings to receive pain.Plants can grow another fruit but animal will not grow another limb.

[thefruitshoppe @fruit_shoppe]

Apple Bananas back in stock. https://t.co/Tfn2MypqPu

[thefruitshoppe @fruit_shoppe]

May take a break from hacking fruit out of the fields for this one… https://t.co/XYEuGPviGs

[GrowthHackers @GrowthHackers]

In 1 hour: AMA with @amy_e_ellis, Head of #Marketing & Partnerships at @fullstory: https://t.co/AY1zvTkusX <- Get your Qs in here! #startups

[mvvenkataraman @mvvenkataraman]

#Always God will do only the best
Many don't wait for a long time
And come to wrong conclusions
"Patience is bitter, fruit is sweet"

[thefruitshoppe @fruit_shoppe]

Some real good looking fruit right here! https://t.co/7TWzaqBafe

[meg @MegDraws]

Another excellent use of your time, Meghan.

[thefruitshoppe @fruit_shoppe]

7 Reasons You Need To Stop Perpetuating [RIGHT NOW] The Myth That Tomatoes Are Fruit.

[thefruitshoppe @fruit_shoppe]

Man! Go on then. I love it when you call me big papaya. https://t.co/abxm8qlWbE

[Justin Owings @justinowings]

@amy_e_ellis I'm going to start a competitor company. Raisin d etêr. Your business will soon dry up.

[thefruitshoppe @fruit_shoppe]

Well orange you good at fruit-related business concepts. Seedless watermelon you in court! https://t.co/J1nuNW3eYT