daniya!!

[daniya!! @fruitopia416]

hey guys made it in life i will never tweet again i promise.

[Matt Amodio @AmodioMatt]

@fruitopia416 Well I hate to inform you, but it never arrived. I'll go check again to make sure I don't have any packages

[🎠 @flopgrl]

Just hopped on the sims to de-stress and my kid immediately died from being hit by a meteor

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

It's official: you racists failed.

[cb @salamigirl13]

I want your homes listed on Zillow by 9 am

[Me & Who? @tagyourwho]

real

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Father giraffe and sibling come to see newborn calf for the first time

[Dr Rahmeh Aladwan @doctor_rahmeh]

'Stop killing children' is jew hatred? 😭😂

[ash taylor?! 📀 is on bsky 🦋 @estroBiologist]

chatgpt is always writing shit like "It's not just huge — it's 𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲."

[superfun site @chickenstrip007]

Girls are fantasizing about British boys again. Recession indicator of all time

[World Cup Files @KhaledBeydoun]

Watch this. Zohran assesses the limitless racism he’s had to endure

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

**** *******?

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

New York City welcome to the Axis of Resistance.

[Abdallah Fayyad @abdallah_fayyad]

It’s actually genuinely inspiring that a city that went through a devastating attack at such a massive scale—and all the Islamophobic reaction to it—can overcome petty bigotry and still see a Muslim as one of them. That’s truly what cities are all about.

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

we’re gna turn grand central station into a qahwah house

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

gotta celebrate this like a knicks title tbh.

[ML Kejera 😐 @KejeraL]

A Muslim hasn't surprised New York like this since 9/11

[✺Malachi @problemochile]

Nigga gon crash into any building made after 2008

[NER0 @PUNISHEDNER0]

Put me on love island and watch it become a psychological horror