andy morris

[andy morris @fruitopiaholic]

Puck 4 lfe

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Women look their oldest every Wednesday at 3:30PM.

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonSaid]

Medicine companies clearly have no clue what fruit tastes like.

[andy morris @fruitopiaholic]

I h8 how we cant see howards mom in the big bang theory

[andy morris @fruitopiaholic]

@Georgetown1998 who r u

[Matty P @mpaterson74]

The smell of freshly cut grass in the morning>>> #SoccerLife

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Americans buy about 90 million pounds of marshmallows each year. That's equal to the weight of 1,286 gray whales.

[Daniel Tosh @itsDannyTosh]

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was attractive I would have exactly one dollar, thanks mom.

[Daniel Tosh @itsDannyTosh]

I'm not saying I am batman. I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and batman in the same room.

[andy morris @fruitopiaholic]

@MollyOBrien19 thanks

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

You can use your headphones as microphones by plugging them into the microphone jack of your computer.

[andy morris @fruitopiaholic]

@smitty101410 r u gay

[andy morris @fruitopiaholic]

@smitty101410 hes gay

[andy morris @fruitopiaholic]

@rileyfair the orange one

[andy morris @fruitopiaholic]

Those people who actually care about select hockey

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The belief that we only use 10% of our brains is a myth. We actually use 100% of our brains.

[andy morris @fruitopiaholic]

Whoever says puck instead of hockey is cool

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Elephants can move their skin to crush mosquitoes between their rolls of skin.

[andy morris @fruitopiaholic]

@katiieharrison same

[andy morris @fruitopiaholic]

I hate putting on wet gloves on when snowboarding