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[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

every day we inch closer to "protein vape" being real. i know someone out there is in the lab giving rats a new type of cancer trying to figure it out

[Lake Eater @lakeeater]

sometimes the green sauce is spicier than the red, despite being the color of medicine or soothing jungle foliage. there's no way to adequately account for this

[Alice Etches @aliceetches]

Would love more group screenings of things at the pub. Just a full room of people drinking pints and critiquing the houses on Location Location Location

[Carl Anka is on leave @Ankaman616]

Brixton McDonalds.

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Gay bar time!!!! Woowhoo!

[cassie🪽⋆˙⟡ misses harry @GRL0FURDREAMS]

@Memeulous always a classic

[the thick one @astronautkay]

Well i’m finna be on clearance this summer

[mikey @mikey_747]

Mohammed head of quality control

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

it should be punishable by death to be on the machine i want to use at the gym

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

god this is romantic

[union person @CantEverDie]

the bowling alley TVs when you get a strike:

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

Does anybody want to marry me? Pros are that I can make a really incredible lasagna and I have reasonably large breasts. Cons are that I'm insane

[Dr Alex Bulat @LabourAlexB]

NHS Nurse Band 4 - £27,586

Junior Doctor starting salary - £32,300

Construction Labourer average salary - £23,000

Care Worker average salary - £23,410

Farm Worker average salary - £23,400

University Lecturer average starting salary - £34,804

Just a small selection.

[Victoria Paris @VictoriaParis]

if i was a sponsor for the hunger games i would send my favorite tribute this

[Hats fan account @bluenilehatsfan]

West Yorkshire, North Yorkshire, South Yorkshire, East Yorkshire

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Sweden's porn preferences vs radiation received from Chernobyl

[MALIK. @maliktheoracle]

this + a rose vibrator and a 20 minute positive affirmation video could end a lot of relationships