Bryce Fistler

I can quote most Adam Sandler movies

[Bryce Fistler @frycebistler]

Rt if its tatertot hotdish not casserole, a water fountain not bubbler, and duck duck grey duck not goose. Need backup ASAP.

[Bryce Fistler @frycebistler]

@Tannerpro22 That's a chunky

[Bryce Fistler @frycebistler]

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna

[Bryce Fistler @frycebistler]

Hey life sucks but what else is new around here?

[Bryce Fistler @frycebistler]

Can you guys say Colorado...

IM A GIRAFFE
Happy Halloween

[Bryce Fistler @frycebistler]

@ahnaboe19 NOOOOPPPPEEE

[Bryce Fistler @frycebistler]

"Some people call Iowa the Vegas of the Midwest, others call it America's toilet paper" -@BigBadBenish

[Bryce Fistler @frycebistler]

Took Mom to a winery and were the only 2 with Spotted Cow because we ain't "rich schnobs" and real men drink beer. Like father like son.

[Bryce Fistler @frycebistler]

Felt like sharing what my grandma sent me today. Bucket hats and killer smiles run in the family I guess. Miss seeing this legend every day and living in his backyard.

[Bryce Fistler @frycebistler]

I didn't choose the bachelor life, the bachelor life chose me.

[Bryce Fistler @frycebistler]

Dude it's only Tuesday but it's already the middle of April...

[Bryce Fistler @frycebistler]

@Mon_Alert I will make obviously make an exception for you Aunt Mon. Lead kazoo is yours

[Bryce Fistler @frycebistler]

Yo anyone wanna start a band? Go ahead and send me your resume, preferred instrument, and idea for the band name. Music experience preferred but not required.

[Bryce Fistler @frycebistler]

@yizzyliman I'm sorry but you missed the application deadline and Snackpack Supreme does not support incest

[Tanner Fistler @tanner_fistler]

RIP Tyke the Fistler household won’t be the same without you. rt to spread the love ❤️

[Bryce Fistler @frycebistler]

Knee Deep-Winter Edition

Cause now I'm knee deep in the snow somewhere
Got the cool Arctic breeze blowin wind to freeze my hair
Only worry in the world is that I got frostbite on my face back there.

[Bryce Fistler @frycebistler]

Leave it to my family to get food poisoning the day we get together for Thanksgiving.

[Bryce Fistler @frycebistler]

You thought I was dead? So did the Presidents enemies. Burt Macklin, FBI. #ParksAndRec

[Bryce Fistler @frycebistler]

@amberfistler How neat is that?

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