Limp Bizquick™️

single working dog mom

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Who is this dude

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

Her name is Hadley Duvall, and you need to hear her story.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Baby Kangaroo entered their garden and was refusing to leave. So this guy dressed up as mama kangaroo and tried to put it in his Kangaroo pouch

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

true crime documentary narrator: how did this missing persons case go unsolved for more than 20 years?

police officer: yeah so the family reported their daughter missing and then we told them that she was probably fine and didn't look for her at all

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

this was usher tonight 😭

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

Guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"

[Ceecal @Ceeccal]

Does anyone wanna go out tonight. Have to dress like this

[Limp Bizquick™️ @yizzyliman]

to the person that used my bank info to get Shake Shack and 8 charges on OnlyFans: i hope your day was as fun as it sounds.