The Armoire of Despair

a one-man Greek chorus, motherfuckers.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Why yall acting surprised that Trump is winning cousin fucker states

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Right as I was leaving school in Florida they were introducing shit bird FCAT standardized tests and breaking the educational system to push vouchers. But at least the state is now an expensive insurance nightmare in which weather will only get worse as nobody in charge cares.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Israeli TV keeps trying to book me.

So here's what I had to say to them.

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

New record for fastest Penn State police investigation, breaking the previous mark by 33 years

[Alex Wilson @AlexWilsonESM]

When he walks for nothing this off-season, we will remember this moment.

Schoen is a master at letting players walk for nothing despite being 2-7 with ZERO hopes for the playoffs.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Incredible

[chris @DinarDeal4Vets]

(at the airport) a little clarification for the beta males, I said I am a gay pedophile and that I would rape them

[ANN is still European🇬🇧#FBPE#GTTO @56blackcat]

Whoever made this, you
fricking ROCK!

🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽https://t.co/jLbTjlRhlV

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

They’re making it really hard for me to stay quiet about fake Melania today.

[Wesley Steinberg @WesSteinberg]

#Giants QB Daniel Jones told his teammates that he doesn’t vote.

Malik Nabers turned around and said so your decision making is just as bad off the field too?

Everyone laughed, great moment.

[Adam @AdameMedia]

1) Person minding their business
2) Israelis arrive looking for confrontation while also playing victim
3) Israelis lash out
4) Person responds
5) Israelis treat response like an unprovoked offense and escalate

You’re now caught up on 76 years of history

[Steven Cheah @StevenCheah]

This is one of the greatest plays in NBA history

[Kaylan_TX @Kaylan_TX_]

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME!!!!

[The Armoire of Despair @frylock423]

@Gridiron_Media_ The fucking refs didn’t derail their season, they did themselves, with awful coaching and shithouse execution. Also the GM sucks balls too.

[Steven Taranto @STaranto92]

@art_stapleton There's some other thoughts I have but the fact that Joe Schoen not only misevaluated an All-Pro player but also let him walk into the arms of the Giants' blood enemy just so he could prove a point about his philosophy (for everyone to see on HBO) would get any other GM fired

[The Armoire of Despair @frylock423]

@JudiciaryGOP Fuck off into the sun, you fucking ghouls.

[🚩Dan Credentials🚩 @CharlemagnumPI]

No we didn't. Before iPhones no one's psycho dad would have made you run this for instagram likes

[The Armoire of Despair @frylock423]

@FriarRam48 @desegregateCT No one likes you.