fart ass

if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesopotamia pls call the number below

[fart ass @frzzled]

It’s the Waterloo crackheads

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

No way Canada is ranked second in the world for most cocaine use smh I blame western university

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[fart ass @frzzled]

@muneyspov Wow a THREAT DIRECTLY TO ME I am honoured

[aubrey @aubreybell]

I’m down for whatever as long as it doesn’t increase shareholder value

[Izzo @israeldfirzt]

Im sick of the microsoft authenticator like who would be logging in to do my work? Tf 😭😭

[PoliticsBabe @Bellhookschild]

Why not teams

[gabe @allgarbled]

Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the datacenters. If you’re thirsty, grok is thirsty too.

[Semamaque 9️⃣ @earthdistance]

Every fruity drink is apparently “bursting with flavour” nowadays. Just once I’d like to drink a drink that somehow has the integrity to confidently contain all its flavour within itself

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i should get paid to do nothing. i deserve that i have literally been through so much

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will

Me, nowadays: This summer I'm going to try all of the ice cream flavours.

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

Nothing unites people more than watching Tel Aviv get bombed

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

unfortunately free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

*COUGH* IT’S A NEW POPE!!!

[Brandito @CaptainVatican]

time to lock in (stare at a chimney)

[Kuri @popeyaoiXIV]

getting fomo from the conclave

[fart ass @frzzled]

@muneyspov Agreed

[lil seltzer @Pretty_MexStar]

soon as i get skinny again i will be back to fat shaming ppl

[Kelly @kellycucca]

lmfao……………….

[fart ass @frzzled]

@xegenesis @shivroywife COHÉRENCE yes

[T24s | 1️⃣4️⃣🏆🔴⚪️ @2wenty4s]

Every other day Authenticator app. It’s only me logging in pls let’s be going