SCOTT FOSTER

Undeserved Recipient of Grace; Husband; Father; Former Church Planter?; Chemist... The guy on the right in my profile pic

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@DustinNickerson Small price to pay for that sweet, sweet A/C!

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@dustyslay Just flew from New Orleans to Houston yesterday on SWA. 50% full. Also, everyone was either boarding group 1 or 8. Almost no one was in 2-7.

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@dustyslay How about just 1 row of pews right down the middle. It may be 2 seats, it may be 7. You never know

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@dustyslay @esaagar Property tax is paying rent to the government for land they say you own but obviously don’t. If you stop paying rent, you get evicted. Same with property tax. It’s criminal.

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@ronniejmartin Spin Doctors
Jars of Clay
Caedmon’s Call
Aerosmith
DMB
Manchester Orchestra
Thrice
Citizens
King’s Kaleidoscope
Willie Nelson

These were just headliners. Too many to remember if I tried to include openers. And I’ve seen a few of these multiple times.

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@natebargatze I think you’re the only one who COULD get away with setting this as their ringtone! 🤣 Yes, you should!

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@DustinNickerson Honestly, I don’t get why this is a thing… other than a hilarious bit. People don’t understand jokes

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@DustinNickerson Thick skin is a learned skill… unlike being offended because someone makes a joke about some rerun cartoons you watched as a kid.

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@DustinNickerson Man! This post got people just about as hot and bothered as Bugs Bunny in a dress!

And don’t judge Texas based on people like Mikey. Don’t forget we have the Astros and Ted Cruz!

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@dustyslay @Timcast Some cream is what all the shingles ladies need! @brianbatescomic

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@DustinNickerson Sometimes the pain is the only thing that tells me I’m still alive.

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@publicfigurepod @kathleenmadigan Definitely Margarito ville

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@DustinNickerson “That didn’t hurt, did it?”… …“a little bit.” 🤣

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@johnbcrist Say it quicker for the people with short attention spans.

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@DustinNickerson 😮

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@DustinNickerson Same. Except it’s Diet Dr. Pepper.

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@dustyslay @nateland_ent Yep. Every time.

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@DustinNickerson We have flattened the curve indeed!

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@DudePerfect #heisrisenindeed

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@MeatChurch He is risen indeed!!