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[dailyecco2k @dailyecco2k_]

When ecco2k gives us his yearly photo dump instead of a new song

[dio @zoroIaws]

when yo underwear match yo fit but nb kno

[dick genital @dick_genital]

My bitch girlfriend broke up with me just because I have eczema and athlete’s foot and ringworm and jaundice and plaque psoriasis and scabies and pinkeye and diabetic thrush and diphtheria and whooping cough and jock itch and leprosy

[Chris @citehchris]

they always manage to find a picture of him looking like the food thats been recalled

[trap dad @dude_gang]

white people be like let’s go get drunk at a brewery with all of our small children and let them run around everywhere

[🌤️ shay/solstice @lardygew]

having a twin sized bed all your life and moving up to a full or a queen will have you sleeping with things in your bed you would’ve never imagined before

[mama @prettynormalgal]

I have never had Sex before except for all of those other times

[Jay🌟 @wrdJays]

if you love her u gon eat that butt

[Antn @antnnnn_0]

Every time I close my curtains to jerk off I feel like a police officer turning off his body cam

[c4101000 @c4101000]

me and my soundcloud rapper bf have competitive eating disorders

[☆CAM★ @CAMREAPHER]

Sometimes u be fucking the weapon formed against u

[jimmy, (aside from her not doing it) @tuffluffjimmy]

Nothing quite like the rush of telling someone there’s no military discount and then not thanking them for their service

[Softboy @softboywin]

White people be like I need to pick up my dog from montessori daycare

[yeosang's wife @iKissWooyoung]

i bring a "the military shouldn't exist at all" vibe to the party that a lot of ppl don't like

[nothingg @imdrnkingbleach]

Bladee really makes music for people who listen to music 😭😭😭

[miyahonmarz @miyahonmars]

i think yall are crazy af for getting married at 22 ngl

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

Utah Valley University isn’t a stop on this tour #fakedemon