Alan

[Alan @ftt_nyeh]

#fuckme harder #daddy

[Alan @ftt_nyeh]

@DjAnchor306 play some fuckin death metal ya pansy. #saskrush

[Alan @ftt_nyeh]

@danielvankirk @DPTpodcast #dumbpeopletown alternative headline: violence professional beats meth head in street fight. https://t.co/3m53hkxh1G

[Alan @ftt_nyeh]

@danielvankirk #dumbpeopletown Oldest fossils on Earth? New look finds they might just be rocks
https://t.co/De8b2Uyarx

[Alan @ftt_nyeh]

@danielvankirk #dumbpeopletown Luck of the draw: Leonard Faber wins 'unusual' mayoral race in Faro
https://t.co/c2ZB7zltmH

[The Canada Party @theCanadaParty]

Earth's carbon dioxide level now at its highest since the Pliocene. Good thing we don't care about science anymore or this could be trouble.

[Alan @ftt_nyeh]

I'm sad today because the people @homedepot lumber department hated my Hacksaw Jim Duggan impression. Was it the 2X4 to the crotch?

[Alan @ftt_nyeh]

@nonosimprov. I treasure my Firefly DVD box set. Sometimes I treasure my manhood too

[The Alicianater @leechee420]

Forget gay marriage for a second. We should really be more focused on banning tiny women in huge SUVs. That's the real danger here.

[superman @MrSandeepP]

My ex is going to make some guy very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time.

[Alan @ftt_nyeh]

Theme: buns of steel! Location: pacific ocean oil rig. Occupation: crew of an arctic ice breaker. Theme: beard made of bees! @nonosimprov

[Alan @ftt_nyeh]

What is the circumference of a moose!? @nonosimprov

[Alan @ftt_nyeh]

@nonosimprov. Location: octopus farm. Theme: percussive maintenance - the practice of hitting something until it works

[Alan @ftt_nyeh]

@nonosimprov location; on top of a scottish mountain, the pope's apartment, skateboard park

[Alan @ftt_nyeh]

@nonosimprov. I have a location for you; secret underground nuclear bunker

[Alan @ftt_nyeh]

Theme for @nonosimprov a spacefaring race of 7 foot tall birds

[Alan @ftt_nyeh]

@nonosimprov Themes: grilled cheese sandwiches.

[Alan @ftt_nyeh]

Those, my good lad, are some god damn jazzy potatoes

[Alan @ftt_nyeh]

@ProAvPodcast Jason Statham needs to make these movie titles a reality: Knuckles-aplenty, Elbow Macaroni - Muay Thai Pasta, Kangaroo Jack 2.

[Alan @ftt_nyeh]

@drinktrey tried it last week! I really like it but I can't drink too many in one sitting or I fall down. #beer @r_paddockwood