ftwYan

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[ftwYan @ftwYan_]

Each day I tell my boss, "Yes, sì, sì"
But my place is so messy, can't even see
No eyes to view the chaos, oh me
And deep down, I just wanna si (死/die)

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@DriZzlingBeAr Scared. HAHA

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In my 20s: Massages were a waste of money. It’s just for taitais. Ticklish AF. No thanks.

Now in my 30s: Shut up, take my money and fix my back.

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After hanging out with the Japanese for a few days, got me like “HAI! HAI! I’m a SoHAI!”

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Random things I found about myself today.

I have been alive for 11,805 days. If I have been sleeping 8 hours daily since birth, then I have slept a total of 3,935 days=10.78 years. This equals to about 33% of my life. There were 400 🌖 full moons after I was born up to this day.

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Adulting: taking off days to get more things done

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I love it when people flood a social media post with “that’s staged”, “bad acting”, “it’s fake”. If you need an example for “Negative publicity is still publicity”, simply scroll through social media.

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@unnessessary Hugs

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“People gave meaning to words, if you feel that it means nothing, it’s nothing. if you get trigger, because you hold on to the meaning you gave to yourself”

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When ur 11yo nephew is a pessimist, an atheist, and a philosopher “I did not choose to be in this world”, “how do u prove Gods r real, everything is made up by human”, nobody know time is going forward or backward, we might be in a different dimension, and living in a simulation.

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When his grandma, my mom forced him to memorise a chant, he asked his dad “tell me how will it help me? And how do you prove Buddha is real?” “If my result is bad, and if I pray and do nothing, I’ll still fail. To help myself, I need to work on it myself, not pray”

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Me: zomok 你的華語这么厉害的。这么babi啊？
Him：我就是babi。我寫歌詞的，你講什麼？

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@zaisee_my76 Part of the training LOL

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客人来
看爸爸
爸爸不在家
你别请他来喝茶
再咬他懒趴

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Malaysian be like: HOLIDAY TOMORROW?!

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@unnessessary Wiee Wang Wang wieeee Wang Wang.

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@KanKC_Twitch Looking for people who’s willing to pay for finger pictures please. not the other way round LOL

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Anybody has finger fetish? I’d like to make a deal. 🌚

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Last I remembered.

“I wanna vomit.”

#SelfControlMuch

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Ride with pet friendly option when. 🤧 @GrabMY