champagne mami

@jackharlow stan account

[champagne mami @ftwkenz]

If I put 2 and 2 together and get 27 I’m trusting that shit, my intuition has never done me wrong

[NAACP @NAACP]

For the record: You cannot have an abortion in the 9th month. You cannot have an abortion after birth. If we didn’t keep banning books, maybe we wouldn’t have to clear that up. #Debate2024

[champagne mami @ftwkenz]

Fuck Tom Sandoval

[Jenni @hashjenni]

No one who actually cooks wants to cook with other people in the kitchen

[champagne mami @ftwkenz]

I love watching my son learn new skills but it would be soooo cool if he would stop learning them in the middle of the night and waking up every hour to test them out 🫠

[champagne mami @ftwkenz]

The things we pillow talk about as parents: Devin’s take on Calliou: “I’d be a whiny little brat too if I looked like that”

[champagne mami @ftwkenz]

Living with a man is so ghetto… my fiancé keeps using my fancy lotions on his FEEET! 🙃

[champagne mami @ftwkenz]

Bodies Bodies Bodies is a freaking masterpiece

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[champagne mami @ftwkenz]

Why does the Encanto soundtrack go so hard

[Jenni @hashjenni]

baby I gift myself for making it thru the week .. I don’t play about me. 😭😭

[champagne mami @ftwkenz]

I really miss Stassi on VPR

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

looovve having girl time with bf. watching reality tv n he says things like “her necklace looks like it’s from target” talk your shit bae!!!!!!!!

[champagne mami @ftwkenz]

@TashaBarnesss I’m proud of you mama

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me trying to hold back a rude comment when I’m in a bad mood

[champagne mami @ftwkenz]

For my next baby, I wanna be the dad