Mike

“The world will knock you down plenty. You don’t need to be doing it to yourself.” MW

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

I need the girls to get DISGUSTED by a man never buying flowers, planning dates, building a bond, investing in & pouring love + effort into a good hearted woman that deserves it. GET DISGUSTED.

[miia @miiagarro]

men are becoming too content with being useless. you can't fix shit, can't build shit, don't pay for shit, can't plan any dates.

what are you really here for??

[hannahalexis @hcabral96]

@ftwkenz @lovecostaa and I really threw it back to 2019 at the bees today 🤣 same friends, same bartender, new babies, new crime, same vibes 🤣 #Throwback #PTSD

[Mike @lovecostaa]

No one:
My 4 year old: “how do mermaids pee?”

[Meghan @ironicshowchoir]

@VictoriasSecret my friend left your store in tears yesterday after asking an associate for assistance while looking for a pair of XL pants. “Are you sure you don’t need an XXL?” the associate responded. Hurtful and unnecessary.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

If you show frustration or anger through: sighing, giving the silent treatment, or making sarcastic comments—this is a passive aggressive communication style.

You might say “I’m fine” when asked if you’re upset.

Here’s why 🧵:

[Mike @lovecostaa]

I drop my kids off at 6:50 am for me to get to school until 3 then I work 3-8 twice a week. My mom heart hurts so bad 😭

[Mike @lovecostaa]

Me cursing you all out when a loud ass car/motorcycle drives by my house 27 times in the night

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

u know u getting older when random loud noises annoy you.

[Mike @lovecostaa]

@ironicshowchoir …Ma

[Hunter Stuart @Hoont]

I ran from a mass shooting today with my two little girls in my arms. We got separated from my wife. We hid behind a car and then sheltered in the apartment of some good Samaritans for 5 hours watching swat teams from the windows. We are all ok but we’re angry, very very angry.

[Mike @lovecostaa]

@ironicshowchoir @BEFCope @averagejoeawsum @NoemiGi63930411 @thisisinsider You uncultured swine

[Mike @lovecostaa]

Waiting to be put in Facebook jail over all the stupid white males I’ve had to argue with over the supreme court

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Mike @lovecostaa]

This is my daughter to a T

[Marcy G @BunAndLeggings]

My 5-year-old, "how bout we go to Target. You get yourself a drink or whatever you want and buy me a toy." She knows how to work the system.

[bre @breazaeleon]

yall ever hear noises in ur house & act like u didn’t just hear noises in ur house

[Jesus Fucking Christ 🌈 @SHEsus__Christ]

Never saw a fireman stand outside a burning building because they were too scared to go in. Maybe that’s why there aren’t any “fuck the fire department” songs.

[PatriotsLady777 @Patsgirl777]

Am I the only one that wants to know where the fuck this kid got $3000 to purchase the guns and ammo ?? He was a highschool drop out that was unemployed ... How did he pay for these weapons ?

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

yo people be so mad my phone always on DND 😭😭😭😂😂😭how u mad ion wanna be disturbed