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[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @fuccubichh]

my biggest achievement is still winning the DARE Essay Contest in 5th grade and then getting a minor from the cop that taught our class a few years later. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Anonymous @YourAnonOne]

Officer David Grush declares under oath for the first time that the US government is in possession of UFOs and non-human bodies.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

u should quit ur job and follow an unclear path for a couple of months at least once in ur life

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

my solution to being in the zombie apocalypse? k*lling myself …oh my name was drawn in the hunger games? no it wasn’t cus I’ve already jumped of a bridge… Aliens invaded earth? Well I’ve invaded the after life now what

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

peeta melark when thehorseishere youlurk walked into the room

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

y’all i think i’m entering my if he wanted to he would era. i found one that wants to. and does??? pray for me????

[Moy @MoMvmn_]

Aw man

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

well dye my hair blue and call me Marge Simpson cause i love you homie

[‧͙⁺˚*･༓ abrienne ༓･*˚⁺‧͙ @siighchedelic]

this is a photo of my great grandmother (1960), she was a passionate womens rights activist. she never stopped fighting for change, she refused to be silenced, and she inspires me every day ❤️ i love you grandma

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Margaret Atwood

He thought he could stalk her straight.

[nina @ninagrewrites]

maybe if u were silly enough, u would get to meet my inner goose. but ur not.

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

i think abt this every time i face a mild inconvenience.. changed my life

[the lehr witch project 🐀🪺 @am_lehr]

remember when you failed to do a pull-up in gym class and they told the fucking President

[benny @buttholeanxiety]

Hinge will be like “we think you’re compatible with someone that is ugly”