Fuck Public Storage

I hate Public Storage and all of its shareholders. #FuckPublicStorage

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@flightradar24 They realised there are #publicstorage units in Alaska. #fuckpublicstorage

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@PublicStorage I think they should all go up your shareholders’ tight, bleached rectums. Cunts #fuckpublicstorage

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@PublicStorage how about you store my balls on your chin. I’m sure there’s a function on your useless app to give them a fondle too. #fuckpublicstorage

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I also hate toll roads #fuckpublicstorage

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Tamara Hughes Gustavson eats bananas for the shape. #FuckPublicStorage

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@PublicStorage How come my vintage collection of 1973 softcore pornography, valued at well over 12 dollars, wasted away due to the humidity in your facilities? Answer me that. Its pages were tastefully stickied by generations of horned-up men like myself. #heritage #FuckPublicStorage

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I saw a man desecrate a #PublicStorage building with his phallus and I cheered, because I fucking hate Public Storage and its shareholders.

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@PublicStorage Worst customer service I’ve ever experienced #cunts

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Why would I ever want to use an app to open a door? #fuckPublicStorage #gimps

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@FreddieBurns the new Wilkinson

[Jared Wright @jaredwright17]

The Baby Rhino has some PACE 🦏 @EllisGenge