Davin

swimming in circles

[Davin @fuckdavo]

Do planes start with keys like cars? It has to be more complex than that, right? Like it's in the fucking air ya feel

[Ciaran @ps2startupintro]

I walked out of Marty Supreme and went straight to Uniqlo and bought wide pleated trousers that’s how good it is

[Davin @fuckdavo]

carmy from the bear is the american ratatouille

[Matt Murdock @ZeroYear97]

BREAKING NEWS:

[Davin @fuckdavo]

my favorite videos are those babies that are terrified at the hibachi restaurants

[Davin @fuckdavo]

@DaviationsD i finally hit diamond 3 last night too

[Davin @fuckdavo]

you’re telling me this sword was edged twice?

[Davin @fuckdavo]

the thrill i get after lowballing people on ebay

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Teaching a grey alien how to drive stick in a 1994 Mazda Miata. "I love how she corners," he remarks, "Not that dissimilar from flying an orb." I say, "You're right. You're absolutely right."

[Davin @fuckdavo]

Whenever an ad comes on TV, I close my eyes and plug my ears. Loudly chanting lalalalalala.

I can’t let the big advertisement companies win

[graet @graetgalaxy]

i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

[Davin @fuckdavo]

@SportsNetLA Padres fan, but honestly Buehler was great on the mound. Infield/Errors screwed him more than anything.

[Al Scott @AlScott1998]

Josh Hader was right, he can’t go 4 outs

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

if i were a baseball player. id make it very clear that i was going to kill myslef if anyone ever hit a homerun on me. id be very vocal about it. lets see if my opponents have the gall to kill an honest man

[Davin @fuckdavo]

@DonOrsillo @Padres Very well deserved!

[Davin @fuckdavo]

me frfr

[Davin @fuckdavo]

@mrgotmilk17 @YharnamWorkshop @maya_panda94 🙄

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

“AI is coming for our jobs” I would love to see an AI robot sell adderall to its nephew’s friends

[Davin @fuckdavo]

@annieheilbrunn I actually agree, I think Cronenworth will be the pivotal player this season. Don’t forget he hits in the right moments (like against the dodgers)
I wore his jersey all last year and will this year too!

[Davin @fuckdavo]

i will bring dad clips for phones back if it’s the last thing I do

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

They fucked up when they let a white boy like me taste a cold beer for the first time