zooted zabka

formerly crazy, just insane now

[King Porky (SAILOR Arc) @kingpminch]

this is kinda how it feels

[Román @Zmei_Hhsss]

tattoos on men work only if from prison, military, or a cult. I've seen only one exception. I was on a Lufthansa flight minding my own business when a man dripped out in gold chains, Jordans, sweat pants, glasses. His shirt was unbuttoned and on his chest in thick ink the words: MADE IN ALBANIA

[zooted zabka @fucked_frog]

screams of desperation

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Burger King is giving away a free Whopper to anyone in the US

To claim one, text "SEND-THIS-TEXT-FOR-FREE-WHOPPER" to 250783

[zooted zabka @fucked_frog]

@shesrightshow they harvested lindsey graham’s life force to achieve this btw

[¿ @esotericpawg]

Women need to start in the psych word and earn their way out

[felicia ☆｡･:*･ﾟ @L1LPEACH]

using gifs in the zoomer ironic way not the cringe millennial way

[⌐╦ᡁ─ 𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖞𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 ⌖ @angelemissary_]

humans are freaks of the animal kingdom

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

one thing about me is i'm going to delete my post, but not before making 4 edits.

[Jacob L @JacobL1994_]

The USSR didn’t have toilet paper until 1969

[? @offprozac]

heartbreaking news: i wasn’t euthanized this morning

[zooted zabka @fucked_frog]

@BrittanyXVenti light mode 🤮

[greg @mistergeezy]

This is you.

[zooted zabka @fucked_frog]

@NickJFuentes rubio is the gop’s candidate, he has aura and didn’t kill the last pope

if trump dosent die in office vance’s political career is dead

[Is Half-Life 3 Out? @HalfLife3Out]

no

[zooted zabka @fucked_frog]

@sanriodaily it dosent, but it’s also laborious to love a mentally ill person at times

[zooted zabka @fucked_frog]

@shesrightshow mmmm keynesian economics 🤤