fuckingjetlag

i am the girl your mum warned you about.

[fuckingjetlag @fuckingjetlag]

@Ovomaltine uns wurde der OvoCrunchy am Flughafen in der Security Kontrolle weggenommen. Habt ihr noch keine Cooperation mit @DufryCH ?

[fuckingjetlag @fuckingjetlag]

My 2020 Year in Sport

[fuckingjetlag @fuckingjetlag]

How Switzerland handles the Pandemic: PARTYING, SINGING AND CELEBRATING

[Barbara Steinemann @BabaSteinemann]

Der beste Bundesrat aller Zeiten wird heute 70 Jahre alt

[fuckingjetlag @fuckingjetlag]

True ;-)

[Sony Kapoor @SonyKapoor]

Admit it, THIS is the ONLY reason you are on @Twitter

[fuckingjetlag @fuckingjetlag]

A reason to open up twitter once a day 🤣

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I won the Election!

[fuckingjetlag @fuckingjetlag]

@bashov Absolutely

[fuckingjetlag @fuckingjetlag]

Good one ;-)

[Karpi @karpi]

3.11 - Biden wins
4.11 - Trump refuses, declares himself victor
5.11 - Putin congratulates Trump
6.11 - ICE-Agents, #proudboys and Ivanka on a horse occupy DC
7.11 - US-Army overthrows Trump, declares Biden president
8.11 - Trump flees to Mexico. Becomes illegal immigrant.

[fuckingjetlag @fuckingjetlag]

@realDonaldTrump where are you? Waiting for your press conference 😅
I thought its gonna be a fun one to watch..

[Ben @einfachBen]

Garmin Connect ist jetzt schon mindestens 36 h down.

Da ist die cloud wohl komplett vom Himmel gefallen 🤔

[Damian Cameron MInSTR 🚒 @damo3633]

For everyone stressing about Garmin connect #garmindown

[fuckingjetlag @fuckingjetlag]

@alexis_roussel @SwissCovid Apparently still a lot of people having that problem for a long time, but still no fix.

[fuckingjetlag @fuckingjetlag]

@SwissCovid i cant find anyone else having the same issue with the app on Android. I uninstalled and re-installed again but the error occured again after few days. Any ideas? #SwissCovidApp #SwissCovid

[fuckingjetlag @fuckingjetlag]

@cyberntz @StadtpolizeiZH Ah just saw this now. Cool. Action in the neighbourhood 😅

[fuckingjetlag @fuckingjetlag]

@StadtpolizeiZH what movie are you recording on the duttweiler brücke?

[fuckingjetlag @fuckingjetlag]

@ubique_ch any idea there?

[IRONMAN Triathlon @IRONMANtri]

A new year. A new journey.

Who wants to join the "Class Of 2020"?

#AnythingIsPossible #BecomeOne

[fuckingjetlag @fuckingjetlag]

Join me at 2020 IRONMAN 70.3 Zell am See-Kaprun on 30. August 2020! https://t.co/Cb28znCM6c

[fuckingjetlag @fuckingjetlag]

Hallo Polizisten, warum kann man nicht mit Euch flirten? #badluckonmybikestory378

[fuckingjetlag @fuckingjetlag]

The good thing about going to the hairdresser in Hongkong is, I didnt have to do smalltalk. But she also didnt understand what I want ;-)

[fuckingjetlag @fuckingjetlag]

@sengduong @FabienneSchuler Schono guet met salz ;-)