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[Evan Hill @evanhill]

Multiple images seems to show a big screen where they've searched "venezuela" on X.

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@RobertDeGiorno1 @coastoid https://t.co/Q0yxY1WccF

Predictably these questions were answered with a cursory google search

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@RobertDeGiorno1 @coastoid I’ve seen Fire of Love which is also about Maurice and Katia Krafft, looks like they both came out in 2022… have you seen both? Why did two come out in the same year with such similar titles? What is going on here

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Merry Christmas, everyone! 🎄

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You should be able to laugh react tweets… hadn’t ever thought of it beforehand but now it seems like a feature long past due

[Dovi Safier @safier]

“You don’t need to thank me. I’m just a guy doing a job.”

-A clearly moved @SenFettermanPA after receiving a stunning work of art by @IlanBlock—a heartfelt gesture from Philadelphia’s Jewish community—recognizing his unwavering courage and leadership during these trying times.

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@Br0wnBill @kathrynw5 How does one look coherent

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

I’m starting to think this doesn’t have anything to do with returning hostages after all

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@zeketayler I guess that’s a fair point. Young people in America are famously unplugged nowadays

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@loumosartoriale @zeketayler @ashley_ehasz It’s really too bad that we have to hope that happens to all of them rather than meeting them where they’re at

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

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@notyetdone4 @culturaltutor you’ve just schooled the cultural tutor 🧐

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@HenryBRKL @ettingermentum this is forbidden to ask… you must never name what is being discussed… get couth buddy…

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@4lex_mcfc It’s what the people want

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.@StewartsShops can you guys start selling kush please

[Danny Brown @xdannyxbrownx]

The tour has been going great!!!

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@SyrNYBones @inthesaltcity just because those would be your first instincts doesn’t automatically mean the rest of us would go there…