mase

i wanna be a cowboy babyyyy

[mase @fucksheady]

on our first date i showed him how the pioneers used to hitch hike

[mase @fucksheady]

They got jo adell im so sick rn

[mase @fucksheady]

** @ZachNeto25 will stay on the angels forever and ever and ever and ever and ever **

[Bryan @Bryan60112]

Nate by the end of the season

[Trader Joe @TraderJoe1999]

@MrBeast Whoever was that 2nd like gotta be the biggest hater on planet earth lol

[The Savage Patriot @Bearded_Vet]

Gavin Newsom, you fucking gel-slicked, French-Laundry-cock-sucking, lockdown-hypocrite piece of shit—how dare your smug, Botoxed face open up and shit-talk Gregory Bovino? Bovino’s a goddamn American fucking legend: 30 years kicking ass in Border Patrol since ’96, running balls-to-the-wall ops from El Paso to El Centro, leading the biggest goddamn raids in LA, Chicago, New Orleans, Minneapolis—thousands of illegals fucking deported to keep this country from turning into your open-borders wet dream. That man’s a patriot with a capital P, and now he’s retiring to pick fucking apples in North Carolina like a real man while you sit in Sacramento jerking off to your own reflection.

Fuck you, Newsom, you spineless, elitist, maskless-during-lockdown cocksucker. You partied like a goddamn rockstar at the French Laundry with your lobbyist whores while the rest of us were locked in our houses like prisoners because of YOUR rules. You turned the unemployment system into the biggest fucking fraud carnival in history—billions stolen and real Californians left holding their dicks. You blew $37 BILLION on “homelessness” and now the state’s one giant piss-soaked tent city—where the fuck did the money go, you thieving prick? More hair product? Hookers? Blow? A new yacht to match your ego?

You promised 3.5 million homes by 2025, you lying sack of shit—barely scraped 600k and had the balls to call it a “stretch goal” like some failed crypto bro. Wildfires? You bald-faced lied about treating 90,000 acres when it was a pathetic 11k, you gutless fuck—you slashed forest funding to hell and now insurance companies won’t touch this burning shithole because your green-energy fairy tale keeps torching everything. Election integrity? You’ve fucked over citizen initiatives and blocked voter-approved shit because it doesn’t suck your far-left dick hard enough. And you bragged about your 960 SAT like it’s a goddamn medal—then got called racist for it. What a tone-deaf, privileged, out-of-touch motherfucker.

You’re not a leader, Newsom—you’re a flip-flopping, poverty-porn-faking, taxpayer-leeching, champagne-socialist piece of garbage living like a king while California rots, burns, and drowns in your failures. Bovino’s out there enforcing actual laws, protecting our fucking sovereignty with real balls and real sacrifice. You? You’re the reason every vet like me wants to puke when we see a California plate. If you ever slither your way toward the White House, we need a wall so goddamn high around your ass that even your private jet can’t clear it.

Go fuck yourself, Newsom. Rot in the hell you built. Bovino’s a hero. You’re a walking disgrace. Long live real patriots, you worthless cunt. 🇺🇸

[mase @fucksheady]

@AnaBredenberg @jackunheard no writing nook of yours should exist if you’re spelling it shone.

[itsjustMe @_TheLifeofO]

I love you but I gotta let you go

[‎rei ⌗ @enlures]

me in pictures I don’t take myself

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Apartments show you 48 pics of the lobby bitch I ain't living in there

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

niggas love 2016 more then they family

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unc taking this too serious

[StayDownTre @longlivejrock]

i chase my ho, i be lying on twitter .

[chance @chanceposts]

if our love’s insanity why are you my clarity

[StayDownTre @longlivejrock]

if you can breathe without me we shouldn't b together