boris

i will collapse into the fabric of time

[boris @fucktorin]

vibeolation

[lily, alpha female @MsBenzedrinee]

white guys be like that’s fair

[boris @fucktorin]

@sirgingerific me, over yonder:

[boris @fucktorin]

you see, the joke is the joke is that

[boris @fucktorin]

INT. HOUSE - EVENING
There is a gas leak.

ROOMMATE 1: You smell that? Smells like gas.
ROOMMATE 2: Yeah...
TORONTO MAN: Yo... (laughs frivolously). That's my bad, fam.

[boris @fucktorin]

interrupting the math lecture to make sure my professor knows that his assumptions make an ass out of u and me

[boris @fucktorin]

this is an irrational fear of mine. so much so that i will wait until the driver has got into their car and left the premises before i consider opening the door

[SarahFatemi @SarakiJoon]

MY DOORDASHER UPLOADED THIS PICTURE AS PROOF OF DELIVERY

[Aren LeBrun @arenrlebrun]

Do people on LinkedIn know that one day we are all going to die

[boris @fucktorin]

sikh guys ain’t ever have to worry about balding

[Lloyd Frontera @JustinTarnation]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Pokémon Card Attacks @pkmncardattacks]

Get Help

[Aim Nothyng @BladeeCity]

Man Walks in to starbucks yea ima need that umm Pumpkin spice latte

[boris @fucktorin]

it’s been ‘white boy summer’ for the last 400 years. i think it’s time to give it a break guys

[luanne consciousness @goblinshoes]

I have a confession: I only started washing my legs after the “white people don’t wash their legs” discourse

[D @_TheOnlyDJB_]

Mama want me to go get the groceries but idk man

[boris @fucktorin]

every tom looks identical

[boris @fucktorin]

tom brady and tom cruise are the same person