Herre Pungdyr ᛟ

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[Warren @swd2]

The sheriff could literally do this “investigation” in 15 seconds:

Did you shoot a donkey while serving a warrantless search on private property?

Yes?

You’re fired and we’re turning this over to the DA for prosecution.

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@mischiefanimals Sea-section.

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@PiralisArt @The_Tree_Falls @Rat_Rattsman @_shawarmaKing @nocontextmemes There’s an idea, but trains would work better in that case. Also propellers work because of Newton’s third law and Bernoulli’s principle. So all a lack of frictions would do is reduce parasitic drag.

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@The_Tree_Falls @Rat_Rattsman @_shawarmaKing @PiralisArt @nocontextmemes Well you’d still want the oil for cooling and sealing but yeah if the prop was direct drive or just used gears instead of belts it would work.

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@PiralisArt @nocontextmemes Everyone would get around on gear driven airboats. And walking would involve facing backwards and blowing reeeeaaall hard.

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@realjupiterr Throughout modern history a police officer (or equivalent) has usually been an exemplary member of society. One who maintains order and risks his safety for the public good (like firemen etc) but you and others have lost that respect as the quality of officers deteriorates.

[Fenix Ammunition @FenixAmmunition]

Did you hear that guys?

Cops have so little to do, they're spending time putting up fake Flock cameras to generate new crimes.

I guess we got all the illegals out, shut down all the inner city gangs, and there's literally no other task for them to work on.

Amazing!

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@Tiffthegood @LeniterFortis @OfficialJonaveh That, or they just pull these fuckers out of a cave somewhere and show them graphs saying “Here, find money please.” I find this to be much more amusing. Especially if you picture them looking like Sméagol.

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@Risen_SzN My brain is fried. I cannot take the word treason seriously anymore. I just hear this voice every time.

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@EricHallman1 @WurtDotApp @videoslop Nah, those are just running shorts. A lot of cross country guys and ultra marathon runners like those short ones.

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@WurtDotApp @videoslop It’s gotta be the shirt right? There was a guy on my high school wrestling team that would wear these to practice. He’d always hook his thumbs in it and pinch the center when he was bored. We started calling him pepperoni because of his copious nipples.

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What? She’s just gonna cook it in the shell? Why else would you take the time to carefully make a hole in the top? See? Watch…oh, well alright then.

Just imagine what that does to your teeth!

[Canadian Fren @TKDTJDTND]

Thousands of years and the best they came up with for cooking is this ?

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@DoDeportations Seeding wasn’t a conspiracy theory. I learned about it in 5th grade. Chemtrails though? That was 100% a psyop to get people to ignore weather manipulation. Like flat earth, it’s deliberately idiotic to discredit actual conspiracy theories.

[Bo French @bofrench]

You want lower ground beef prices?
You want lower healthcare costs?
You want lower insurance costs?
You want lower housing costs?
You want lower burrito prices?
You want lower gas prices?
You want lower crime?

End H1B and deport 50 million third worlders.

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@OrwellNGoode In my high school ceramics class, a guy made what was clearly a bong. It made it all the way through the glazing process before the teacher noticed. She was naturally livid. And this guy did everything in his power to convince her that it was an impressionist sculpture of a dick.

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@liberscravola Everyone I went to school with who had a job, didn’t have a “summer job” you just had a job year round. One guy occasionally worked at a ski resort for a season pass but that’s about it.

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@elonmusk Stoooooooooop! There’s no money for you there! Just build a fucking doomsday device like a respectable richest man on earth. It would honestly be better.

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@MedBennett @SLCScanner They are if you’re retarded.

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Notice he’s black?

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@RulandBrickWall @abc4utah I fail to see how that makes it better.