Ellie.

hopeless coffee addict.

[Ellie. @fuhferden]

@feelingfujo What is the hair and the they don't need to know about?

[Ellie. @fuhferden]

@theflyerx @amzdo Ist zwar sehr lang her, ich war aber auch auf der Suche, da ich die Sticker mal im Original besessen habe. Nix gefunden, kurzerhand was Ähnliches erstellt:

[Roländer67 @rolander67]

Im EU Parlament gab es keine Schweigeminute für den verstorbenen Alt-Bundespräsidenten Horst Köhler.
Es gab keine Schweigeminute für Papst Franziskus.
Aber der rechte Idioten-Haufen fordert eine Schweigeminute für eine Influenzer aus den USA,der in Europa nahezu unbekannt war...

[Ellie. @fuhferden]

@MTGSecretLair @wizards_magic Please bring back print on demand. Queue isn't working and scalpers are buying everything. It's just not fair.

[Ellie. @fuhferden]

@0x_silent0 @Grobi161 @lady_bossa Halt die Fresse 🥰

[Ellie. @fuhferden]

@ToIgaFCB Rothaus und Welde existieren

[Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx @CraigBaird]

Canada and Denmark share a 1.2 km long land border on Hans Island since we ended the Whisky War in 2022.
So technically we could join the European Union.

[Ellie. @fuhferden]

@gretelbert7 Habe mich kurz gefragt, wieso hier so viele gottlos dumm-rassistische Antworten kommen, weil ich dachte, ich wäre auf Threads. Aber nee, ist Twitter, da wundert's nicht.

[Ellie. @fuhferden]

@rumpeltonne Nudeln kochen, abgießen, fertige Tomatensauce direkt zu den Nudeln in den Topf, Thunfisch aus der Dose drauf, fertig.

[tin 🇨🇴 |-/ @tin_katon]

Incredibly specific Letterboxd list just dropped

[Amanda Wong @amandawtwong]

Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[•🐾Southpauz🐾 • @SouthpauzArt]

I hope the male loneliness epidemic eats you maga scum alive. I hope you feel a hole in your soul and feel unloved until your dying day. I hope you rot in your deathbed wondering why women looked at you like you had rabies your whole life as your eyes close for the last time.

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.

He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.

But at least he's not a Black woman.

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[Erin Mc Asterisk @ErinNYC75]

She destroys him in a debate, so badly that he won’t debate again. He bungles his way through absurd rallies. He insults more than half the population. He wants to implement appalling policies. And the election is razor thin. This country is INSANE.