sydney

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct

[nancy🦦 @creamcarrier]

i’m sorry this really ticked me

[becca 🐇 @trashlizard69]

People from your high school be following Crest toothpaste on Facebook

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

nobody wanna call you until you taking a nap

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 @nazzygirlxx]

when i’m lowk really tired so i stay up for another hour or two

[sid 🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

Oooo I’m Zohran Mamdani my wife is super hot and my football team won its first Prem in 23 years and my basketball team is about to be champions for the first time since 1973. Literally grow up man.

[𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕣 ✨ @LittleShellder]

I got a Tiffany bowl for my wedding and didn't know what else to put in it

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

Oh look at me I’m New York City. I have a cool socialist mayor. My basketball team has perfect vibes and is up 2-0 in the finals. I have the best food and the coolest clubs. I’m the center of the world. Fuck you

[nick @iiperyt]

I Hate corny People until I get into a relationship Bruh I be calling him My angel

[amelia @brickert0n]

:’)

[lily ✦ hates ai @lilymizbiz]

the way she’s mogging him in every side by side is taking me out

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

I bet this hits hard if you're stupid as fuck

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I wanna see the Planet Fitness CEO try to cancel their membership.

[Лаура 🦠 @ecto_fun]

i genuinely like how the only expression she has is loathing

[Mary Tiles Texas @MaryTilesTexas]

And it is bye

[Zach Schiffman @schlife]

Vanessa Hudgens did it first

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

Ain't gonna lie seeing glitter graphics like this in 2026 is like seeing a cave painting…lost art form 💕

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there

[Emily Keller @egkeller]

🔜

[elly ☆ @sirenswfc]

a gun to my head could not force me to partake in this kind of heterosexual marriage