Cupcake Sprinkles

Wife, mother, bad driver, coffee drinker. Perpetually unsatisfied. In love with a handsome Chihuahua. I take lots of pictures.

[Cupcake Sprinkles @fukupcake]

All this shit on my TL reminds me of why I left Twitter before. Hate. Anger. Accusations. A bunch of people with impotent rage. Fuck this.

[Uncanny Andres @andrrrres33]

@NBCConstantine Please don't end #Constantine. I need to see @mattryanreal every week being awesome. It's been prescribed. #SaveConstantine

[Cupcake Sprinkles @fukupcake]

Violence. Death. No repercussions. Pure madness, people. Absolute madness.

[Ju💲t_Ⓜ️z_🅱️ @LoveYoorFate]

If you think sex is overrated, your partner is under qualified.

[Nacho Mami @Dipbecca]

The hardest advice to follow is when people tell me "don't be weird."

[Cupcake Sprinkles @fukupcake]

Progress shot. SundayUndies. AttentionWhoreSelfie. Whatever. I'm loving myself today haha.

[Sam @SufficientCharm]

You rub me the wrong way.

I can't get off like that.

[Cupcake Sprinkles @fukupcake]

@Happy_Skittles we pale people must stick together :D

[Cupcake Sprinkles @fukupcake]

On a quest for new jeans. No time for filters, just deal with the blinding whiteness! Them workouts be working.

[🌒Im Blu da ba dee da ba di | #Sandman era @_tardisblu_]

I support our veterans but desperately wish we could stop making kids barely old enough to drink go off to fight wars and die in.

[Jen X @mcfreakshow]

The thing I like about sex is the sex

[☥ ᎦᏞᎽ ℬᏒᎥᎪᏒ ☥ @BriarSlyMalice]

The first step towards getting what you want...

...is having the courage to get rid of what you don't.

[Legs and Sass @legsandsass]

Diet food tastes like I'll be eating Oreos at 2am

[Cupcake Sprinkles @fukupcake]

Giving Orphan Black a shot. So far, so good.

[Cupcake Sprinkles @fukupcake]

@myerman lol yeah, I bet

[Cupcake Sprinkles @fukupcake]

So, now that elections are over, my gas prices are going back up and there's no more talk about Ebola. Well done, politicians, well done.

[Cupcake Sprinkles @fukupcake]

@angraleigh you're one smart cookie :)

[Cupcake Sprinkles @fukupcake]

@angraleigh oh that's a good use of the time. Maybe I should learn lol

[Cupcake Sprinkles @fukupcake]

Used to be, I'd be glued to my couch 1 hour a night for a show. Now, with Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, it's hours every day. I have no life.