some dumb slut

abortion time cop

[MARC REBILLET @marcrebillet]

LET ME IN I’M TRYNA FUCK

[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

daddy's tired, goodnight

[Jamie Forbes @ForbesBetter]

Hospital bag is packed. It’s been in the works since viability, ‘cause I’m a worry wart, but now that we’ve received baby’s going home outfit from Etsy, it’s official!

[vincenza ⓥ @selkiewitchh]

LMFAOOO BIG YEP

[Satan @s8n]

Stop saying I’m responsible for gun girl it’s insulting.

[the great amber-sonator @iwnnabnthsequel]

Nobody:
Not a fucking soul:
Me at the bar: “when my dog dies I will kill myself”

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

This 10-year-old boy with autism became verbal after getting an Iron Man helmet. Today he meets @RobertDowneyJr ❤

[masturbate log @masturbatelog]

Are you there god it’s me I’m beating off

[Sharp 🔥 @chrisscottsharp]

Lmao this is a right wing meme and now I can officially say the right can meme... For the left.

This is amazing

[some dumb slut @fullanalnelson]

@FuturamaMomma Holy fuck is this really macklemore?