everything is computer

professional fuckup

[sunil pai @threepointone]

*deep breath*

people think I'm joking when I tell them that to develop taste for software they need to have brunch with their friends, watch old movies and find old records, walk around metropolitan cities and observe how the building styles lend to the personality of the people around them, but I'm so fkin dead serious. where else is this mythical "taste" going to come from? what are you doing to parse the human condition? mf you can barely decide what discomfort you're subjecting yourself to in finding out what you like/dislike, and I'm supposed to trust you to make decisions for millions of people? go do some pottery and come back to me and describe the joy you felt without faffing about curves or whatever, I need you to feel the clay under your fingernails and fall in love with mud. even steve had the decency to drop acid on a sweaty beach in goa to find himself, the least you can do is listen to your friends talk about their lives over a meal without getting distracted by your phone.

*exhale*

[vinit 🇵🇸🍁 @vinismus]

the asian/indian food suck unless you know where you're going, for vietnamese it's dong xuan, for chinese it's on that street in wedding, with indian food specifically it's like playing fucking whack-a-mole bc it's only a matter of time till the Germans find it and ruin it

[fab @tenetations]

THE END OF OAK STREET asks a very important question: how many split diopter shots can a movie have before you want to kill yourself

[E L H O T Z O @elhotzo]

Mr Trump Sir

Socialist troops have conquered Berlin

Islamist law is being implemented

Children are crying in the streets

Mr President Sir 🙏
Please send bombs to the socialist‘s headquarter 🙏🙏

My people yearn for freedom

USA 🇺🇸

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

Wow, a happy ending for all involved. Google Robert Kraft happy ending to learn more

[everything is computer @fullbodydread]

have fun and be yourself

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

Ringo Starr's simple goat cheese sandwich comes with one strict rule

[everything is computer @fullbodydread]

@magbaydata stums...

[g a b y @gabydvj]

if a car is idling in the bike lane i should be allowed to scratch it with my keys. the city should give me a permit

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

how it feels

[Juror #3 @TH3LASTJED1]

Thinking about the best film of the decade rn

[Pauline @Gynephila]

'Glory to the Islamic State'

📍 London

'Israel's rightful borders stretch from the Nile to the Euphrates'

📍 Brooklyn

'Save the white race'

📍 Jakarta

'By the grace of God, Constantinople will be ours again'

📍 Melbourne

'Turkey will conquer the Middle East'

📍Berlin

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Stop what you’re doing and add this to Claude. Now.

[everything is computer @fullbodydread]

@bschne me staring at the little "~895k uncached" message after i've already typed up a paragraph

[Razzle @MaskedRazzle]

I love when sunshine just breaks under the pressure of being played normally and then fucking clown honks you like its some kind of sick joke

[everything is computer @fullbodydread]

@yandhire also depends on whether they're a native english speaker sometimes tbf

[everything is computer @fullbodydread]

@wintrjen €5,50? where

[Boaris @LibSoci]

@stupidtechtakes >we took $(REPO) and removed The Woke!!

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[everything is computer @fullbodydread]

mad about finding some bullshit on the saying some bullshit app

[luke castellan's scar 3.0 @ausss3n]

u people be saying some bullshit man