Phoenix: ∀k∀: tumblr destroyscythe-heck🐀

they/them 29 Phoenix @wowcoolpodcast G-Witch host 🌞 ♉️,🌙♍️, ⬆️♑️ 🔞,#actuallyautistic agender, asexual lesbian, Newtype apologist, header by @applejoople

[Phoenix: ∀k∀: tumblr destroyscythe-heck🐀 @fullfringal]

Blaze it I guess.

[silly lily @sillylilylmaoo]

the aerodynamics of a guinea pig if anyone cares

[Evangelion Perfect Shots @EvangelionShots]

These look familiar

[anth*ny @oomfpit]

started taking my power bank to work to steal some free electricity

[betty elms @elizabethbelsky]

Actual answer: preteens and teenagers are obsessed with these refresher drinks and they're driving a lot of sales because adults with jobs have pulled back on paying Starbucks prices for coffee they can make for pennies on the dollar at home.

[FAGBA1 @JABBA1CKY]

the Chinese cooked with 中. like yep that's in the middle.

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

gen z supervisor at work said "new tech unlocked" when I told him there was a second toaster oven in the break room. I dont like that this guy can fire me

[Mae ♡ @moripoyo_art]

One of my favourite tropes in bad fanfiction is when the author misunderstands the etymology of the word “brunette” and you get stuff like this 😭

[frog @36F5VE]

x-xi-x

[otterbox @jisabox]

i already do

[アオイ模型 @aoi_mokei]

世界中の人が「メリー・ポピンズ」と書いてて面白い

[JINNI❦ @diamondbulletzz]

이거 원리가 뭐냐면은 저 줄이 기사님 목에 연결되어있어서 줄 잡아당기면 기사님 목졸려서 멈추는거임 나 미국 처음갔을때 이거 얼마나 세게 당겨야하는지 모르고 확 당겼다가 기사님 죽을뻔해서 좀 미안했음 살살당겨야됨

[honda civic 2008 model @self_vindicted]

how it feels being shady asf and liking two contrasting opinion tweets in a row

[Georgina Jane Petty @orangina17]

Caught a very sad older cat whose chip details were not up to date. Found out original owner had died some time ago. Safe now.

[Phoenix: ∀k∀: tumblr destroyscythe-heck🐀 @fullfringal]

@ComicsMeta “Dude you’re not even doing anything special with those ears, you just throw them into your pack all Willy-nilly until they get all gross and moldy.”

[eric63 amg biturbo 4matic @EricMTerrill1]

you see that hesitation, he regrets that thing every time he gets in it lmao

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

LA is great because where else can you eavesdrop in a McDonald’s and hear a Mexican teen go “dude you deadass never heard of Rita Hayworth?”

[kittypixels @kittypixels_]

Are you making fun of my unrivaled swagness