SFJ

He/Him. Makes books for Wonderbly.

[SFJ @fulljames]

@hondanhon Severance but for away missions.

[Rocko @JohnSelf]

Absolutely typical. Sent the eldest out to buy a door handle and he's come back with Jacob Rees-Mogg instead. Useless.

[Greg Egan @gregeganSF]

Trying to interest Spotify in a new project called the Joe Röntgen Show, in which every episode consists of drug-addled bros taking X-rays of each other for 3 hours, and offering tips for improving their skeletal health.

[SFJ @fulljames]

So Severance is fucking weird.

[SFJ @fulljames]

@deflatermouse If it's any use as a data point I have to restart Chrome every time 1password updates (same initial error message) but afterwards it's fine

[Henry Sotheran Ltd @Sotherans]

because it's the weekend, and I clearly have too much time on my hands

I present Battle of the Brontës, the rpg about dismal weather and incredibly talented sisters

[SFJ @fulljames]

@hondanhon Does this imply you are at risk of a bear attack at Sun–Earth L3?

[jestermaxxxer's privilege🜏 @eldritchelise]

@PaulBrandITV "Prime minister you have broken the law and should resign"

" lol No"

"Okay moving on"

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

Dear Mogg
Did you see me?! Striding down the street with the Zominsky chap. I was Alexander on the day he defeated Hannibal. And did you hear me on about lions and roars and stuff? If that doesn't wipe out the memory of Party-bloody-gate, nothing will.
Oratorio testiculo
Boris

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

that fucking bacon sandwich, man 😭

[gabyhinsliff @gabyhinsliff]

'not something i thought i'd ever have to consider in detail' feels v much like this govt's approach to everything from Brexit down tbh

[SFJ @fulljames]

Can we can add another point here for "whatever it is you want them to engage with, don't make them watch a video about it".

[Michael Girdley @girdley]

Generation X is weird.

These 42-57 year-olds are so strange it presents golden opportunities.

Here are 10 mind hacks to use with Gen X:

[Ian Brown @igb]

Me: I really wish Twitter’s board members actually used Twitter.

*finger on monkey’s paw curls*

[James Parker @panoparker]

the first royal mint nft has been revealed

[SFJ @fulljames]

@bookofthefuture

[Alabi Thrifts 🎈 @alabi_brand]

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy.
No selfies.

[SFJ @fulljames]

@LeaVerou Ask him to explain the differences between breakfast tea, tea the meal time, afternoon tea and high tea.

[SFJ @fulljames]

@RMH40 Nothing more destructive to the will to live than a dreadful expenses system. I still remember the one, working offsite, where you had to FAX your receipts to the circle of hell that administered it.

[SFJ @fulljames]

@charliejane nice to see you on display at the lovely Little Fox bookshop in Whitby, UK.