Not Danny

i purely tweet for jokes, take nothing I say seriously; in fact dont take twitter seriously - @Arsenal since a baby
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[Not Danny @fullnamedaniel]

Black Beatles in the city, be back immediately, to confiscate the moneys

[UB1UB2 West London (Southall) @UB1UB2]

Thorpe Park's Samurai ride gets stuck midair

[Not Danny @fullnamedaniel]

Please stop putting a 48 year old named "rants n bants" on my timeline

[Egal @EGTVEgal]

Rants is blaming Declan Rice for these crazy transfers fees lol 😂

[Not Danny @fullnamedaniel]

He aint all that man. Big win for Forest though. Reinvest well and that's a top 8 finish

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester City verbal proposal to Nottingham Forest for Elliot Anderson was worth £106m + add-ons, taking it above £120m. #NFFC want British record fee guaranteed, not after bonuses. No fresh talks with #MCFC over 23yo England midfielder @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/DdanEQcqnz

[Not Danny @fullnamedaniel]

I don't want this guy. No more Spaniards. Go to France

[Graeme Bailey @GraemeBailey]

Arsenal remain firmly in the hunt for Athletic Bilbao winger Nico Williams, @TEAMtalk understands, with sources reavling why the Spain international is still viewed as one of the club’s standout attacking targets.

https://t.co/iaMwOaHJbZ

[Not Danny @fullnamedaniel]

@Arsenal you reckon you could get Messi on a 2 year? He still has it. Whilst everyone is focused on Alvarez and Olise, go and get the goat

[Not Danny @fullnamedaniel]

RIP Tension. Legend 🕊

[UK Jams @ClassicJamsUK]

Lightnin x Tension - Hard Life (2006)

[Mo @husseinkhalifkk]

All the UK journalists, including the bbc who were shouting about how disgraceful the culture of Qatar was in 2022 - where are they now?

[Not Danny @fullnamedaniel]

Bro thinks he's on the team 😹

[Henry Swain @henryswainjourn]

Thinking of something like this on the ankle #CPFC

[Not Danny @fullnamedaniel]

Alex Scott was never ever spoken about during the season by Arsenal fans, but all of a sudden because he has an asking price and a few rumoured links, we have to be signing him. Nico Williams 2.0

[Not Danny @fullnamedaniel]

I genuinely dont care about this World Cup, it's shit already

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

FIFA confirm Omar Abdulkadir Artan can’t officiate at the World Cup after being denied entry into the United States.

The Somali referee is one of Africa’s most respected officials. Somalia's Ministry of Youth and Sports say Artan travelled with a valid US visa.

Yet Somalia is on a travel ban list introduced by President Trump’s administration.

🗣️ “FIFA is not involved in host country immigration processes, including visa adjudications, and has been informed by authorities that Mr Artan's status will not be changed at present.

“In line with previous FIFA events, a host government ultimately determines who receives a visa and who is admitted into their country.”

[Not Danny @fullnamedaniel]

Mbappe, move over. This is Olise's team now

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🇫🇷 MICHAEL OLISE SCORES A HAT-TRICK! WHAT A FANTASTIC GOAL! 🤯🤯

[Not Danny @fullnamedaniel]

Everyone that's playing in the Premier League is being priced at £80m+ it's getting stupid.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Understand Matheus Fernandes price tag has been fixed by West Ham in a meeting with his camp: £85m.

Manchester United in contact with player side, more clubs also attentive and keen.

🎥➕ https://t.co/amCOmcAM9C

[Not Danny @fullnamedaniel]

2008 FC

[CarefreeLewisG🇪🇹📸 #YOURWORLDCHAMPIONS @CarefreeLewisG]

Chelsea FC.
London’s First.
London’s most decorated.

[Not Danny @fullnamedaniel]

My dad was right

[𝐀𝐒𝐊 @askghmedia]

“Businesses owned by foreigners must be handed over to South Africans. Anyone who supports them should leave the country with them. This time, we South Africans have only two options, fight or perish.”

— A South African man identified as one of the leaders of the anti-immigrant campaign says businesses owned by foreigners should be taken over by South Africans, adding that leaders who support foreigners should leave the country with them

[Not Danny @fullnamedaniel]

If your talent ID is good, they gotta look at Ligue 1 man

[AFCAMDEN @AFCAMDEN]

Arsenal interested in a number of Premier League midfielders. Looking for players who bring a more vertical dynamic to the team. Rogers a firm target but would not be surprised if we end up signing a couple of top PL players. Arteta values proven English/PL talent.

[ً͏ @odqaard]

Happy 2 week anniversary to all those celebrating

[Not Danny @fullnamedaniel]

What a fucking club

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This time last week...

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This time last week...

[Not Danny @fullnamedaniel]

13th consecutive day of some melon head saying they've forgotten about Arsenal winning the Premier League

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

Everyone forgot Arsenal won the league, we just have memories of them losing to PSG and now speaking about the World Cup

Time flies😂

[Not Danny @fullnamedaniel]

@_MasterAyo Trying their hardest to make us care a week later