Jenny

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I was invited earlier this month to ride the titanic submarine, I said no. Kind of scary that I could have been on it

[Jenny @fullofawks]

@AITA_online Oh my lord, divorce him, please.

[Kate Wilton @KateWilton1]

To pensioners who voted leave. No amount of leaving the EU, blue passports, imperial measurements, will bring back your youth. I’m no spring chicken myself. But isn’t it better to look to the future of the next generations than yearn for a past which can never be recreated.

[BBC Radio 5 Live @bbc5live]

"My screams were so loud that my husband tried to find out what room I was in to make it stop."

@TVNaga01 tells her listeners about "one of the most traumatic physical experiences" she has ever had.

📻 @BBCSounds - https://t.co/7lXKKAi7px

[The Citizens @allthecitizens]

BREAKING: High Court rules Michael Gove acted unlawfully.

It got us thinking about how many times we’ve seen similar headlines since 2019, and yet nothing changes. Here are some of the big ones. THREAD:

[Katie @ZiziFothSi]

The real reason they discourage MRIs during pregnancy is because then people would realise they’re incubating nightmare demons and would be rightfully terrified

[Ellie Phillips 🎬 @ElliePhillipsUK]

Don’t ask why she was out at night.

Don’t ask why was she walking alone.

Don’t ask why she wore what she wore.

Catch me in a bikini at 2am skipping down the road & I shouldn’t be in fear.

Anyone walking ANYWHERE at ANY TIME wearing ANYTHING should be safe to do so.

The end.

[Jenny @fullofawks]

@MirandaKeeling I laughed and then almost cried

[Jenny @fullofawks]

@laurajaneauthor The dress I wore for Halloween is still at the bottom of my laundry bag, waiting for me to find the energy to attempt to remove the red body paint... It has pockets, it doesn’t deserve this fate.

[itsonlyzach @itsonlyzach]

Be my guest. Be my guest.
My whole staff is so depressed.
Eat fast food like I do nightly,
Gather round and please Be Best!

Hot Big Macs, nuggets too,
So much trashier than you knew.
When you're done say, "Dasvidaniya,"
You don't like it? Tell Melania.

[S @Sophieb362]

Ah I wish this wasn’t true...

[Jenny @fullofawks]

@allodarlin @laurajaneauthor Did the audible equivalent of the below when reading “as small and withered as his giblets”...

[Jenny @fullofawks]

Such a 👌 explanation. Also, I’m living for the men raising other men up and not tolerating the continuation of old ‘toxic’ ways message in the new @Gillette advert.

[Jenny @fullofawks]

When you’re privately proud of a dog-poop themed Instagram story but nobody says anything and you start worrying that your all friends might think you’re a weird and gross poop-fiend

[Jenny @fullofawks]

@Philip_Ellis @mswoowar @CuriouslyEmily (for those who don’t have a car and have to travel by foot transport in the lip-chappingly cold air)

[Jenny @fullofawks]

@Philip_Ellis @mswoowar @CuriouslyEmily Coat pocket lipbalm

[Jenny @fullofawks]

@EleanorMaw Genuinely feeling a bit horrified right now. On the one hand I can appreciate the desire to actively do something move on from from an abusive situation... but this just sounds so damaging.

[Jenny @fullofawks]

@laurajaneauthor The bit with the shoe... 🤯!!