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everything i say is a joke unless you agree

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[government name @fulltimeehater]

being mean to men makes my day

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

i be like “yeah that horror movie was fucked up” then recommend it to everyone

[CHILLING WITH MONIE🌹 @CWMonieHQ]

Today marks the 8 year anniversary of the tragic killing of Lesandro “Junior” Guzman-Feliz. 🕊️🙏🏾

The 15-year-old was killed by members of the Dominican-American gang Trinitarios in the Belmont neighborhood of the Bronx. The death occurred due to mistaken identification. Public outrage arose when graphic video of the murder began to circulate on the Internet.

Fourteen suspects, all members of the Trinitario gang, were arrested in connection with Guzman-Feliz's death.

In June 2025, Jonaiki Martinez-Estrella, known to deliver the fatal stab wound to Junior, was found dead in his cell. The cause of death has yet to be determined.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

when i call my cat fat, i am not fatshaming him. in fact, i am fatpraising him.

[✰ @slowwlifee]

purposely ignoring hints so people can be direct and communicate like adults

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wright: 121 years ago, Albert Einstein published a paper—

Trump: Nobody cares.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Every McDonald's should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken

[¿ @umlarp]

cut my life into peaches

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

that awkward moment when that one weirdly specific moment u saw in a dream weeks ago is playing out right in front of you

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[꩜ @gravedgf]

a baddies final form is truly not giving a fk if she’s single for the rest of her life

[government name @fulltimeehater]

am i freaked out or is society not freaked enough ?

[Hi @jake769ww]

I would hurt a fly

[government name @fulltimeehater]

Whoever created towels did their big one

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

Snake Eyewear by GuiFou

[hana 🇧🇦🇫🇷 @may_equinox]

it's kinda funny when football players fall down and start rolling around but no one gaf so after like seven seconds of larping they just get up like nothing happened