james fultz

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

genius

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

I’m just bringing my blanket to the couch at this point. No sense in fighting it

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Cornyn may be on to something. It's a little suspicious that Biden hasn’t tweeted about Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson.

[Charles M @Charlesmeier04]

Not gonna let these libs silence my friend @ryanvargas10
#FreeRyan

[WAP (Wet Ass Pavek) @DoyleProblemz]

@Charlesmeier04 @ryanvargas10 His name was @ryanvagas10, he was a real boy! #freeryan #realryansturnright

[james fultz @FultzyFultz]

@hashtag_thuglyf @RyanVargas_23 @A_kamara6 Not cool @Twitter shutting down the lil guy. Ryan vargas didn't do shit besides be born #reactivateryan

[Anti- Matt Nagy @hashtag_thuglyf]

@RyanVargas_23 you stole my brothers name and got him suspended. I hope @A_kamara6 knows the shady partner he’s getting into business with #FreeRyan #RealRyansTurnRight #NoJusticeNoPeace

[Matt Walsh @mattyvincent44]

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[angela @angeOdinsdottir]

how the vaccine rollout in the United States is currently going

[Cheese @goddessofcheese]

therapist: and how are you feeling today

me: gengar blanket model guy

therapist: what?

me:

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

.@RabbaSusan: “Remember when people in wheelchairs were dragged away from McConnell's office for peacefully protesting cuts in Medicaid?” ⬇️⬇️

[ems @NaturallyEmilyy]

Someone needs to rethink the way the DMV is run. Like honestly, the DMV sucks and is never a good experience???

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

Federal taxes paid, first year in office

Ronald Reagan: $165,202
George H.W. Bush: $101,382
Bill Clinton: $62,670
George W. Bush: $250,221
Barack Obama: $1,792,414
Donald Trump: $750

[james fultz @FultzyFultz]

I want @JimGaffigan for president 2020

[james fultz @FultzyFultz]

How much caffeine is "too much"

[r @vargasmm10]

Sorry can’t hear you I hear something in the background

[Lil King Tra$hmouth @HeelStCloud]

Imagine wanting to #DefundNPR because you’re racist and want a murderer to walk free. Could not fucking relate.

[r @vargasmm10]

Lame bike you fucking loser