fumbling fruit 🍓

she/her | gay for lana parrilla | divorced era | full fruit salad

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Thread of Lana being h0rny on Instagram

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I mean at this point are millennials surprised we get to add a world war to our list of things we need to just work through?

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Getting a migraine and thinking "this is not as bad as my usual headaches" is sort of concerning

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When will old men learn that no woman wants to sit on their lap 🙄🙄 stop even suggesting it

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Getting high feels like sleeping with your eyes open

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It's becoming increasingly difficult to respect my peers

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Whenever I feel stupid I remind myself I called a 35 year old man "immature" and he responded with "I'm older than you!"

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I just told HR that I'm a little high on otc painkillers. Then I told her not to tell HR 🤡

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Bought a laser pointer
Bought 8 extra batteries
Lost the laser pointer

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Update: now she keeps asking if she can kiss me when she's done with her clerkship and we don't work together anymore. Which is at the end of this year

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A "straight" young woman at work keeps saying she has a crush on me. And she compliments me a LOT. But she keeps telling me she's straight. And i don't feel that way about her honestly, but like... What does she want me to do?

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I was flattered at first but it's starting to feel like a trap

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English isn't even my first language and even I know it's "should've" and not "should of".

If you only care to know one language, you can at least try to learn the basics.

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My sexuality is irrelevant. I'm staying single

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Do you ever create a masterpiece and then you don't show it to anyone because then you'll know it was only a masterpiece to you?

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The first time I went to buy school uniform for high school, I walked into the store and the lady started handing me clothes without even asking my size and every single item fit perfectly.

I miss that

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My colleague (24) is so proud of herself for making 3 sets of baby clothing in one night and I'm (32) over here proud for tricking my cat into taking his meds 🤡

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I'm always so weary when celebs are praised for being so great and inclusive etc. because in about 4 months they say or do something that make people regret ever supporting them

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Happy 7 year anniversary to my girls, ik they’re doing something special this weekend 🥰