Chapps

I create digital polychrome reconstructions of ancient Roman sculpture. 🎨 🏳️‍🌈

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The most popular restoration I've done is the one showing an ordinary man's business in Ancient Rome. https://t.co/IPZ5XB75hN

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My most difficult creative challenge, I present the #polychrome version of this ca. 50 AD Roman funerary relief, showing the deceased's pillow shop. *Many* thanks to @DrNWillburger for all her time and help on research and for the original image! #Uffizi #polychromy 1/

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@arttavana @hearinladotcom Yep, my local market. I often tell people that I’m shopping where Snow White was made.

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@Carolyn_on_X Great pic of your dad! It always makes me happy when people are close to their parents. So many people are estranged these days, but you really loved your dad - heartwarming.

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@Ramon4lan She’s not real. That’s your answer. Slop.

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@ClaireT13274488 Of all the AI slop, this is … well, the shittiest.

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@Londonist There’s some things on this list that I won’t miss, but … they don’t allow people to visit the Kensington roof gardens any more?? WTF?

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@PhilNvestigates So Thiel is narrating an autobiography? Well, he’s finding the right minions.

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@ae_stallings Well, it’s just sitting there at the British Museum, waiting for you. And you wouldn’t be the first to leave with some trinkets …

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@History1060 Where’s Kaifeng, China? Ankgor, Kyoto? You’ve deliberately cut out all of eastern Asia. Bizarre and worthless map.

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@FlicksWithFred Stop the vagueposting.

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@jtlewis_arch He won’t debate professionals. He’s a drug-addled coward. All he can do is fling poo like a chimp at the zoo.

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@implying2011 @TheEpicStats Russia has very little economic value, aside from producing and selling vodka to keep its people numb. However, California is one of the biggest economies in the world, larger than a majority of countries, so … wtf is this map?

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@TheEpicStats I’m sorry, what is this crap? Somehow California, one of the top economies in the *world* is missing. What exactly is this map based on? What is it trying to say?

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@AskVenice Fucking slop. You’ve even stolen the Mona Lisa and vomited her back up in slop.

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@arthistorynews Kids are only watching what they can stream, period. If they put that content directly on YouTube, they’d have millions of views.

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@BridgetPhetasy You’re delusional. I worked there, and the vacancy rates in SM - particularly the Third Street Promenade and the mall - were very high long before the pandemic.

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@LoesbyForIdaho Dude, it’s AI. Same shot, down to the pixel. A.I.

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@Gabriele_Corno AI slop.

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@ae_stallings This is AI.

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@AAGDhillon Show your receipts. Not the names of people who have moved or recently deceased. You can’t, because you’re lying.

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@spencerpratt Get a real job, Spencer.