𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY)

Parody Account A RP of everyone in the Castle Town! (And some who aren’t.) LEWD DNI OR I WILL MAKE BOTH SIDES OF YOUR PILLOW WARM

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

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[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

"...[Are You Freakin' Kiddin' Me?!]! IT'S SPAMTON! EVERY KNOWS SPAMTON! [Why I Aughtta Show Ya What For!]!"

Spamton unthreateningly raises his fists, moving them as he jumps as if he was a stereotypical old timey fighter.

[𝓕𝕌ℂ𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝓗𝕆𝕋𝕋𝕀𝔼‼~ @divaschamp__]

He crouches down to the other's height, glaring at him.

" Never heard of ya. "

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

Spamton lets out a strange... laugh?

"K1D, [I Had A Good Chuckle Over That One]! YOU MUST BE [Joker Poker Card]! EVERY KNOWS ME! BIG SHOT AUTOS? [Half-Priced] [Cungadaros]? [Number1RatedSalesman1997]?!"

[𝓕𝕌ℂ𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝓗𝕆𝕋𝕋𝕀𝔼‼~ @divaschamp__]

...

" Who? "

Seems like he doesn't know..

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

"I COULD ASK THE [Same Thing], [Muscles-For-Brains]! EVERY KNOWS ME! I'M SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!"

[𝓕𝕌ℂ𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝓗𝕆𝕋𝕋𝕀𝔼‼~ @divaschamp__]

-=[@Fun__Gang]=-

" Who the hell do you think you are.. "

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

Spamton uses the boombox as a shield, breaking it in the process.

“GREAT! NOW NOBODY GETS TO [You Wanna Listen To Some Tunes?]!!!”

[ℐ𝕆ℍℕ 𝓒𝔼ℕ𝔸‼ @lastchampion__]

He throws a knife, directly at the other.

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

“[Ooo, Yeah, You’re Real Scary.]”

Spamton turns the volume up.

[ℐ𝕆ℍℕ 𝓒𝔼ℕ𝔸‼ @lastchampion__]

Eye twitch.

" SHUT THE FUCK UP! "

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

“YOU WANT ME TO BE [Quiet, Calming Study Music]?! OKAY THEN!”

Spamton begins playing Coconut Mall using a boombox and a CD.

“HOW DO YOU LIKE [Those Apples Over There]?!”

[ℐ𝕆ℍℕ 𝓒𝔼ℕ𝔸‼ @lastchampion__]

" QUIET! "

..Jeez. :(

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

Spamton gets up, dazed.

“WHAT THE $&@!?$@$ WAS [That Right There] FOR?! WHAT IN [The Sam Hell] ARE YOU [Doin’, String Bean?]!”

[ℐ𝕆ℍℕ 𝓒𝔼ℕ𝔸‼ @lastchampion__]

He picks up the other, casually, before tossing him out of a nearby window.

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

“MY [Drinkie]!”

Spamton is clearly not listening to the words, running after the shampoo bottle before falling embarrassingly on his face.

[ℐ𝕆ℍℕ 𝓒𝔼ℕ𝔸‼ @lastchampion__]

" Listen-a here paisano.. "

He stammers for a moment, snatching the shampoo bottle and tossing it away.

" I-a need you to SHUT. IT. "

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

“K1D, WHAT THE %&$! IS [Goin’ On With] YOU? YOU’RE [A Cold, Unblinking] [Italian]!”

Between each sentence, spamton is taking sips of the shampoo.

[ℐ𝕆ℍℕ 𝓒𝔼ℕ𝔸‼ @lastchampion__]

" It's a simple shampoo bottle you-a IDIOT! "

Something is clearly wrong with Mario..

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

“[Oh My God]… YOU MUST BE [King Arthur]! YOU PULLED THE [Shampoo Bottle] FROM THE STONE! [Praise Jesus]!”

[ℐ𝕆ℍℕ 𝓒𝔼ℕ𝔸‼ @lastchampion__]

The plumber groans in anger, grabbing the shampoo bottle, and opening it with ease. Handing it back to the other.

" There! You-a happy now?! "

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

“K1D, I’LL SHOW YOU! JUST… JUST LET ME… G- GIVE ME A SECOND…”

Spamton cannot even open the shampoo bottle.

[ℐ𝕆ℍℕ 𝓒𝔼ℕ𝔸‼ @lastchampion__]

" Spamton! I already said-a no! "

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

“AW, C’MON K1D! [Big Shot]S LIKE US GOTTA TAKE A RISK! [Give Me The] [Kromer] AND I’LL GIVE YOU THIS [2 In 1 Shampoo & Conditioner] FLAVORED [Drinkie]!”

[ℐ𝕆ℍℕ 𝓒𝔼ℕ𝔸‼ @lastchampion__]

" I.. "

The plumber stammers for a moment.

" I think I'd-a pass, Spamton.. "

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

“K1D, I KNOW [That-a] LOOK! I KNOW JUST THE THE THING YOU NEED!”

*Spamton pulls out a bottle of shampoo with the words ‘SpamTea’ written poorly on it*

“A [Drinkie] OF MY [All New] [Hyperlink Blocked]! [From The Producers Who Saw Shrek]!”

[ℐ𝕆ℍℕ 𝓒𝔼ℕ𝔸‼ @lastchampion__]

" Oh, hey-a there Spamton.. "

He sighs, looking down.

" I've been having a rough-a day, it hasn't been the-a best.. "

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

//Spam tong

“HEY THERE, [Big Shot]! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE [Depressed]! WHY, I’VE NEVER SEEN A MORE [Depressed] PERSON! WHY THE [Horse Walks Into A Bar] FACE?”

[ℐ𝕆ℍℕ 𝓒𝔼ℕ𝔸‼ @lastchampion__]

He's up and.. tired..

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

@ORANGEARTB00K

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

//It’s been way too long since I used Twitter

//How is your day goin?

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

@ORANGEARTB00K //wait people actually care I thought nobody would Lmao

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

@TAK3N__PLUMB3R

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

@TAK3N__PLUMB3R

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

“I ONLY HAVE [One Shot, Do Not Miss] MY [Chance To Blow]! IF I [Take That] SOUL, AND I CAN’T [Control The Power], THEN I’LL HAVE [A Fate Worse Than Death]…”

[OC's Shit Art @MinusStickman]

"and don't you think ue was my partner too? then notice he was [Evil] is. . .was horrible a very [[Horrible Experience]]