New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: https://t.co/crffXvPqH4
guys it's fucking friday the 13th lol it's not like this is some prestigious, well-regarded franchise that is being tarnished by the addition of convoluted lore. jason went to space. nothing is off limits.
Remember when Cornyn, Tillis, and Cassidy voted to confirm Todd Blanche because they were promised that this was off the table?
It's back on the table.
They were lied to. Again. And they fell for it. Again.
I know I’m gonna get flack for this, but I’m tired of actors my age being paired with actresses 15 years younger. And then actresses my age being paired with Ewan McGregor and Matt Damon (love them both, but it’s weird!).
if you need to smoke weed to have fun and you find yourself constantly craving weed and you spend a sizeable fraction of your income just buying weed then maybe it's about time you take a long hard look at yourself and consider inviting me to hang out so i can smoke your weed.
My Binx did this. When I found out, he became an only inside cat.
The rage of jealousy I felt at him sleeping at someone else's house, while I would often be catastrophising his death.
The cat got out last month and I was devastated until my neighbor Karen who I'd never spoken to knocked on my door holding him like "found this handsome man three streets over." Thanked her profusely and she said "oh I see him around all the time, he visits." Excuse me? Apparently my cat has a whole second life in the neighborhood. Karen showed me photos of him in HER house just hanging out on her couch. Another neighbor Frank was walking by and went "oh that's Jasper right?" JASPER. His name is Meatball. Frank calls him Jasper. Frank ALSO has photos. Turns out Meatball/Jasper has been systematically visiting at least six houses and everyone thinks he's either a stray they're helping or their secret second cat. Mrs. Chen at the end of the block has been feeding him fancy feast while I buy him regular cat food like a chump. He has a whole route. A schedule. Posted about this on NextDoor to set the record straight and TWELVE people responded saying they know him by different names. Someone called him "Professor Whiskers." He's running a scam. Made a collar that says "I HAVE A HOME" with my number and he lost it within 48 hours. Meatball's living his best life and I'm just his primary residence.
Everyone I have ever worked with is surprised to find out that I smoke a lot of weed. There isn’t actually a look to it. Your brain just got fried by war on drugs propaganda.
No iba a decir nada por qué es mi vida privada, pero estoy harta de ver la biphobia por todos lados (incluyendo ciertas películas de animación recientes)
Siempre he salido con hombres, des de que empecé a sentir cosas por mujeres he estado con miedo y vergüenza.
Pero por fin puedo decir alto y claro que me estoy enamorando de una mujer y, aunque no sea correspondido, me estoy dando el gusto de disfrutarlo y de soñar con ella, que envejecemos juntas cuidando de nuestras plantitas y dibujando pajaritos.
Vasta ya, los bisexuales existimos
@SeveredLegs@YorchTorchGames@Loopie333 I've played GTA since the very first one. Sit the fuck down. You were probably not even a cum stain on your daddy's jeans, yet.
One of my favorite adhd games is “did I actually take that pill or did I just think about taking it” where you get to decide if it’ll be worse to have double your dose or none at all