Donovan Germain

Singer and Entertainer with The Cat's Pajamas, Wayne Foster Entertainment, and De Bois Entertainment.

[Donovan Germain @FUN_SIZE_SINGER]

How does a Roomba vacuum in the corners?

[Donovan Germain @FUN_SIZE_SINGER]

My band's EP is live on itunes! Check it out and thanks in advance for supporting us. https://t.co/pRZZroEeiL

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

"I must make this movie" -- Nic Cage reading a menu

[Donovan Germain @FUN_SIZE_SINGER]

@JoshuaDtown @lexi__1011 Truth. He described the taste as "sweet...then REALLY awful" and proceeded to pre-vom a little.

[Weird Science @weird_sci]

If Twitter accounts were around for great moments in science.

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

"I'm racing around on Endor lol"
That was the last text this man sent before he crashed. Don't text and speederbike.

[Donovan Germain @FUN_SIZE_SINGER]

@tomprogers Is there a more douchey phrase in tech than "The Bleeding Edge"? Asking for a friend.

[Weird Science @weird_sci]

Another juggler gives up on his dreams.

[Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy]

People who finish their entire stick of lip balm without losing it first should be the only ones allowed to have kids.

[Kevin Krein @KevEFly]

i don't think one of these people would be able to attend.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

can't wait to see how dudes figure out how to still get really mad at each other when cars are all self-driving

[Donovan Germain @FUN_SIZE_SINGER]

First band pic of Break The Box! Let's do this. @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/VuAdHYRlBf

[Donovan Germain @FUN_SIZE_SINGER]

Don't forget to just lay in the green grass once in a while.

[Donovan Germain @FUN_SIZE_SINGER]

I woke up in the middle of the night extremely frustrated at the downward spiral of LOST back in '09.

[Donovan Germain @FUN_SIZE_SINGER]

@primawesome When does the book of the pictures of all your notebook lists come out?

[Donovan Germain @FUN_SIZE_SINGER]

One of my faves from a photo session with @sydneydorin ... drop her a message if you are in LA… https://t.co/LNd4l9X7FL

[Donovan Germain @FUN_SIZE_SINGER]

@KevEFly Scouring the internet for info and screens from the upcoming 'Baywatch' movie, of course!

Oh wait, was that Q rhetorical

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend
ME: generic excuse
FRIEND: did u just say "generic excuse"

[Donovan Germain @FUN_SIZE_SINGER]

@KevEFly Someone finally figured out a use for buzzfeed articles. https://t.co/TODglSGEe5

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Five days a week, I stare at the ocean because it's my job.

But not on the weekend.

That's when I stare because I want to.