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Funny, weird, silly, and witty tweets. Updated from the website.

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[Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective]

I’m only gonna use one acronym from now on, just FYI

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[brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle]

Deer population is controlled by releasing wolves into an area. All problems should be solved that way. Too much pollution? Release wolves in factories. Dislike Congress? Wolves. Wanna lose weight? That's right, wolves.

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[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Still dont understand how some of you do enough things to post on Instagram every day. Are you all lying?

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[BREWSKER @Brewsker]

When I die, this will all be yours

*gestures to 34 DVDs in their wrong boxes*

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[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Wow it's only November 1st and I'm already seeing Halloween decorations!

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[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

It's so sad that 100% of married snails live in separate houses.

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[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

I know I deserve this hangover but it still feels very unjust

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[Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt]

[after a rap battle] hey how did you know all that stuff about my mom?

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[brent @murrman5]

[while being tackled by police dog] what's his name?

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