Function Health

The most comprehensive health check.
2,000+ locations. 160+ lab tests.
Advanced imaging. Private AI chat.
Starting at $1/day. Check your health.

[Function Health @function]

A new price. The same depth of data—now $365 a year. That’s $1/day for more hikes, more hugs, and to unlock more healthy years. https://t.co/bd4hVysvre

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You don’t play at an elite level at 40 by guessing about your health.

@CP3 uses data to understand what his body is telling him.

Function members have access to 160+ lab tests.

Know your numbers.

Not medical advice. Consult a medical professional with any medical questions. For marketing purposes only.

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They finished knowing more about their bodies than ever before.

Looking forward to 100 healthy years of Sara and Tré.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

They wanted to get their dream bodies before their wedding and surprise their families, so I offered them $250,000 and gave them all the resources they’d need! Go watch :D

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@FearedBuck Long live Sara & Tré

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@KillaKreww Long live Sara and Tré.

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@Activewurld_ Long live Sara & Tré

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@TheLowkeyMummy 🧡🧡

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@Veyrobtw We love a healthy challenge. 💪

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@yoxics We love a healthy challenge.

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@klipzz4u Long live Sara & Tré

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@ladbible Long live Sara & Tré

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Appreciate you sharing this. Out of range just means outside the reference range, not a verdict on your health. LMHR is a real pattern, and your diet shapes these numbers. Long-term risk is still being studied, so keep tracking your numbers and sharing them with your healthcare provider.

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@pubity Long live Sara & Tré

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@anneliz_beth @laurashin Send us a DM if you have questions or need help signing up!

[Laura Shin @laurashin]

This morning when I woke up, I thought it was 7:30am, so when I took off my eye mask, I was surprised to find it was only 4:30am. But I felt awake. Not only that, I felt ENERGIZED. I have not felt anything upon waking other than utter exhaustion for at least a decade, but probably more like 16 years.

Last week, I did Function Health Labs, which are super comprehensive. I started getting results back Saturday, fed them to a private AI, and it was freaking out about how I have no energy.

YOU GUYS -- I'm a carnivore and I am ANEMIC. I have eaten red meat 🥩🥩🥩 for 99.99% of my meals for the last two and a half years, and I'm ANEMIC -- wth ferritin stores above 240! (This is so high, it was marked as dangerously high on Function Health.)

It diagnosed me with anemia of chronic inflammation, which I hadn't heard of before, but it explained to me a question I had meant to ask a doctor -- why one iron marker was low when another was high and I was eating so much red meat -- but that doctor missed it because she preferred to spend our appointment time lecturing me about how I needed to eat greens even though I told her that eating this way was making me feel BETTER 🙄. (Pro tip if you're a doctor: if a patient who has been incredibly sick for over a decade tells you something they are doing is making them feel better, BE A HUMAN AND BE EXCITED FOR THEM and don't be a fucking idiot and tell them to go back to eating the way that made them feel worse.)

I spent all weekend talking with the AI about my lab results, and it told me which supplements to take, including a few I already had on hand that it said would help. The main one it said I needed I had to order, and it will arrive next week, so I haven't even been able to take the most important one yet. DESPITE THAT, just taking the one I had lying around for the last seven days allowed me to FEEL ENERGY UPON WAKING!!!!

Is this what it feels like to be a normal human?!?!?!

Feeling energy upon waking made me want to cry. I feel so gypped!!!! I can't believe I'm only 7 days into what I need to do to get over this, and I am not exhausted and fighting to get through the day 😭 If I weren't so fucking excited, I think I'd be crying, but seriously, WTF.

Western medical doctors and the healthcare system are so fucked. Yay for comprehensive labs and AI!!!

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Sara and Tre lost almost 160 pounds together.

They finished knowing more about their bodies than ever before, and now, as newlyweds, they’re looking forward to 100 healthy years together.

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@MrBeast's most heartfelt health challenge just ended. Function was there from the start.

For six months, contestants Sara and Tre changed how they ate and moved, with $250,000 on the line.

Watch the full video here: https://t.co/iFNOGxdxvZ

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Function Co-Founder and Chief Medical Officer @drmarkhyman visited to discuss their results, alongside the nutrition and exercise support they received throughout the challenge.

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@laurashin Long live Laura 🧡

[Jamie @Jamiebierman]

As someone who loves brands and people and the way they coexist, I always read the comments— on every platform.

This week, under Lena Dunham’s Girls announcement on @hbomax IG, the comment that stuck with me most was from @function: “We’re all here next summer.”

Brand awareness can take a lot of forms. One of them can be human.

When my Function app loads and it says “long live Jamie,” I know they really mean it.