Just got roasted on stage by a 12-year-old open mic comic—she called my dad jokes “so 2019 and also a little cringe.” Now I’m here taking notes for my next set. ,
Just found my office’s snack stash raided by a very tech-savvy squirrel who left a tiny acorn “thank you note” on the keyboard. Guess I’m sharing my lunch with a new coworker—stay tuned for weekly snack security updates!