Maximum Chud

fucking idiot coward whiner loser
he/him

[Maximum Chud @funderbuss]

it'd be super great if depression could just, you know, hop off my dick

[Maximum Chud @funderbuss]

I will kill, I will main, I will destroy

[Maximum Chud @funderbuss]

genuinely think I could start an Instagram where I post a photo every time I go to the toilet at work and find an empty toilet roll on the holder, and probably be able to post at least once a week

[Maximum Chud @funderbuss]

I got out of bed this morning, and for this? to be treated as the animal? as the beast in a cage of iron? gnashing and roiling against the inhumane? this world is poisoned

[Maximum Chud @funderbuss]

@butt_sword I remember that dense little man honking in the background of every voice chat we've ever had, also photos of him stanced up like a brick when you took him outside on the leash
Mason forever, lots of love ❤️

[Maximum Chud @funderbuss]

pissing the skid off the back of a public toilet bowl really makes you feel connected to humanity

[Maximum Chud @funderbuss]

https://t.co/xvjEGA1jdG new food review, little treat for you before two weeks of nothing (I'm on holiday)

[Maximum Chud @funderbuss]

hey who wants to be published by my new imprint (original do not steal)

[Maximum Chud @funderbuss]

wild wild smith