fm 🔞

You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.

[fm 🔞 @funeralmountain]

me clocking into work at the boy moan factory for my 8 hour shift

[fm 🔞 @funeralmountain]

@Rob0_Ink wife

[mae 🏳️‍⚧️ @kairimaexo]

just remember u are W plaps and don’t let anyone tell u otherwise

[turbomander @turbomander]

I tell ya, I get no respect at home. I asked my wife if I could put our beds together, and she said sure - in the Nether! And let me tell ya, that’s the only “nether region” I’ve seen in 20 years. Our bedroom is so dead, I can’t even go to sleep without a totem of undying!

[fm 🔞 @funeralmountain]

sketchers from tonight

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

I miss 2017. You could invite a nigga to get on "Garrys Mod" and he on in 2 minutes

[fm 🔞 @funeralmountain]

@AkaiRiot holy peak man

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

I don’t make fuck…. I love. Hard.

[tinysoul @tinysoulgame]

🐱🐛

[fm 🔞 @funeralmountain]

@funnylilghoul my wife

[fm 🔞 @funeralmountain]

@_kuromoji generational banger

[Pukicho @pukicho]

The threads of fate bind us. I need 40 dollars

[FrankZ @FrankieZaremba]

gm gang

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

CEO OF OREO: “I would advise that everyone eat 50 Oreos a day. Maybe even 100.”

[JT @jiratickets]

how it feels to drop a perfect arigato gozaimasu for the cute waitress at the hot pot restaurant (she’s latina and the place is korean)

[ties 🍉 @Ridiculous_Ties]

ILL LAYOFF A THOUSAND EMPLOYEES BEFORE I LET STEAL A BRAINROT DIE

[mika | comms open @hvnly_6]

rkgk pt2

[Maw @Mawss__]

Now make him go on the most miserable losing streak the night before he has to go back to work