Fabb🇰🇪🇨🇵

just tryna live my life

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

When you treat a woman too well, she doesn't think you're amazing. She thinks she is.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Arteta celebrating Man City’s downfall… then realises he was part of the fraud.

[J @BigJamzLdn]

Your replies had no enthusiasm

[INDY🥀 @India_Aigner]

They are trying to normalize going 24-48hrs without talking to the person you’re courting/dating..

[David Ornside @David_Ornside]

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: This are the list of punishment Manchester city may face after being found guilty of 115 Premier League charges relating to financial breaches.

1. Removed from the premier league (they will start all over from league two)

2. Strip off of all Domestic trophies won (Premier league, FA cup and Carabao cup)

3. Huge fine and points deduction

4. Ban on transfers for 5 straight seasons.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Four appearances. Five goals. 🤖

@Erling is your @etihad Player of the Month for September! 🩵

Win a signed shirt 👉 https://t.co/wfsI7EQHI9

[Amanda Taróloga @amandatarologaa]

TODOS ESTAMOS DE ACORDO QUE PASSAR FRIO É MIL VEZES MELHOR QUE PASSAR CALOR?????

[🦂 @mrelikesosa]

im not having sex with a woman if i dont wanna eat her pussy lmaoo thats like the first thing on my mind when i get horny

[Tooly @ToolySOL]

That’s one friend who goes ghost and comes back freakishly rich.

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Man City’s lawyer winning 1 out of the 115 charges

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

Only found guilty of 114 charges instead of 115

[Jogo Bonito @ufcfooty]

The Premier League saw Man City selling Savio for £85 million and that was the final straw

[Essential Mastery @EssentialMastry]

“The man who can walk away from what he desires, for the sake of what he must become, is a man no one can own.”

- Epictetus

[Ochuko 🇳🇬 @NacksonD]

Even though I don’t know what it feels like to be a deadbeat father, I can tell you that a man can do all this and still be a deadbeat.

[Musa 🔪 @OVOMusa]

Update: I’m officially a free agent 😭 🕊️

[divinenature⛰ @divine__nature]

mf that’s called a biological FATHER!

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

🚨| STAT: Erling Haaland is now just 2 goals away from equalling Kylian Mbappé’s international goal tally, despite playing 50 fewer games. 🤯🇳🇴🇫🇷

[Obinna Irobinso @obinna1st]

I bought my boxers by myself two weeks ago and yesterday I changed my toilet roll without spreading my legs for any girl. I love the man I'm becoming

[munchu🦈 @munchushark]

yeah.. dont post your face online

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

When they realize it's not your first rodeo