FunGirlTweets

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[FunGirlTweets @fungirlisms]

@devonleecarlson what breed is Martin?!? I need that dog!!! 😍❤🐶

[FunGirlTweets @fungirlisms]

@cameronavery made the record of my dreams with 'Ripe Dreams Pipe Dreams' ...haven't removed my headphones from my ears since its release ✨

[FunGirlTweets @fungirlisms]

@glossier 1 of my 2 new gen gs broke off completely 2 days after arriving to me :( Anything you can do to help?? Tryna look cute in 2017 SOS

[FunGirlTweets @fungirlisms]

@HillaryClinton one day I will have a daughter and she will know your name and the amazing work you have done. #thankyouhillary thank u!!

[FunGirlTweets @fungirlisms]

@HillaryClinton thank u. You were a great candidate and are a great role model.

[FunGirlTweets @fungirlisms]

We need to quickly take back that whole revolutionary war thing. England plz save us from us #debateheadache

[FunGirlTweets @fungirlisms]

I entered to win tickets to @VoodooNola via @coslive! https://t.co/RrKHyP4h1Q

[FunGirlTweets @fungirlisms]

Listening to ppl on this Spirit fight talk about why they love Trump. U fly spirit hunny-that tax plan isn't gonna help u for shit.

[FunGirlTweets @fungirlisms]

Spirit airlines pilot couldn't even conceal his sarcasm in saying "welcome to the wonderful city of Ft.lauderdale" this is hell we all know

[FunGirlTweets @fungirlisms]

She then asks on vid "what are we celebrating kiddos?" to which I replied "SPILLING THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES" lol family is everything to me

[FunGirlTweets @fungirlisms]

Grandpas GF tried.to make a nice video @ his bday party and I screamed "IM PREGNANT" over it because I don't like the bitch.

[FunGirlTweets @fungirlisms]

Blaming @BlackPistolFire for any and all lack of productivity @ work today. In the best.fucking.way.

[FunGirlTweets @fungirlisms]

Trainer: ur kind of lagging what's the deal
Me: bush did 9/11, ISIS exists,Trump might be prez & ur worried bout my speed on this treadmill?

[FunGirlTweets @fungirlisms]

Trainer: you are kind of lagging today what's the deal
Me: new phone who dis

[FunGirlTweets @fungirlisms]

Trainer: you are kind of lagging today what's the deal
Me: I have existential despair & I ate skittles for dinner

[FunGirlTweets @fungirlisms]

We did it on the premise of free breakfast. No regrets either. Nice guys.

[FunGirlTweets @fungirlisms]

Got into a cab with a random group of men this wknd sober...based on this & other similar decision not sure how my friend group is alive.

[FunGirlTweets @fungirlisms]

Went to a workout class this am with an ALL pitbull playlist. This serves as definitive proof that hell is empty-the horrors are here.